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[Parsely]

The radio crackles and bounces. _{*gunfire* Sergeant Alhazared?! Where's our support?!! *explosions* We're getting killed down here!}

[Fniff]

Blankey holds up the radio.

"Sorry, beta gramophone,,the radio's broken, I can't talk to you, united marines, out."

"Sergeant? Sergeant!? Res*popopop*iately! *crackle*

[Parsely]

Meanwhile, at the Lieutenant's house...

A man in fatigues puts down a walkie-talkie. I guess he's not coming.. A large guy with huge muscles and a sleeveless olive green jacket slaps him on the back. Hey now, cheer up Lieutenant! And pass that popcorn! Like they say: an Army plays DnD on it's stomach! The man sitting across from him wearing a blue dress uniform scratches his neck. Erm.. Who's turn is it, now? You still need to roll your agility check to dodge that machine gun fire.

[Fniff]

*BANGBANGBANG* *boom* *rumble*
"Guys, should we really be playing DnD during a battle?"
"Duuude, agility check. Come on, you're on your last HP, it's just getting cool."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Potato.

[Worldmaster27]

The North Koreans seize the potato.

[Lyeos]

The zombies eat all of the North Koreans. Except for fedora-less, because she cannot be bothered. "You. Will. Buy. Me. A. New. Hat!"

[Fniff]

"But North Korea's invading and no-one's paying me anything!" says Blankey. "You know, it figures that North Korea is the only nation that's still going."

[Worldmaster27]

The potato buys the fedora-less zombie a new spiffy fedora, using the money it has gained from fighting.

[hops]

A weird white cat-thing with long ears appear behind a zombie offering contracts.

[Parsely]

The soldiers invite the Koreans to their game of DnD.

[Lyeos]

Unfortunately, the zombies have selective hearing. They seem to go deaf whenever work is mentioned!
Fedora-less gladly accepts the new fedora, however, and regains her self-given title of Ms. Glitter-Fedora-Zombie.

[Prophet]

A hooded and robed man suddenly starts to pet all the foxes. ((I hope I'm not to late to join if i am just ignore this.))

[Worldmaster27]

A confused man wanders in and asks if he can join a thread called "Anything can happen"

[hops]

Kyuubey decides to go bother the confused man about magical girl contracts.