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[Worldmaster27]

"... I'm going to assume you meant "ask questions" instead of "tell questions", and start with 'so do Vaewolves get old and shifty over time, or is that just you?'"

+1 Make this sound as insulting as possible.

[escaped lurker]

"If I were a bit prettier, I guess I wouln't really take after you. Thanks for that, by the way.."


Even better - make it his fault ;3

[Funk]

"If I were a bit prettier, I guess I wouln't really take after you. Thanks for that, by the way.."


Even better - make it his fault ;3

+1

[Yourmaster]

"... I'm going to assume you meant "ask questions" instead of "tell questions", and start with 'so do Vaewolves get old and shifty over time, or is that just you?'"

"Hah hah, screw you" he says in a dry tone. "You won't look old unless you were turned old. And you look like a fine young thing." he creates multiple slurping noises before asking about any more questions.

[kahn1234]

"Why did you choose me? Why make me one of you?"

[griffinpup]

PTW

[Yourmaster]

"Because you're a fine piece of a- you have potential. Ever heard of Vlad tepes, greatest vampire in the world, slave? Tracked some history down, you're slightly related to him. Now you can realise his power and more." he slinks in and out of the shadow, seeming bored and uninterested.

[~Neri]

Poke him repeatedly!

[Harbingerjm]

"Because you're a fine piece of a- you have potential. Ever heard of Vlad tepes, greatest vampire in the world, slave? Tracked some history down, you're slightly related to him. Now you can realise his power and more." he slinks in and out of the shadow, seeming bored and uninterested.

"So first I'm so plain you can't even tell my gender, now I'm a fine piece of 'a-'. I assume that means that becoming a Vaewolf doesn't fix existing medical issues, since you're apparently senile. As for realising Vlad's power... I get an inclination towards progressive rulership, a giant pointy hardon for the church, mad spy skills, and a hatred for Turks that would make Greeks sit back and say 'wow, hold on there, they aren't that bad, you know...'?"

[~Neri]

Leeets not rape any priests okay?

[Yourmaster]

(I'm not going to have any rape in this game... Probably not.

[griffinpup]

Okay then, old man, what do I do now then?

[kahn1234]

Okay then, old man, what do I do now then?

+1

"And dont call me a slave, old man."

[Yourmaster]

I need posts. Posts for the post god!

[~Neri]

LICK HIM!