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End it.

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Reboot it.

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Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[H4zardZ1]

Summon a ever-consuming sentient and sapient eldritch horror made from kudzu. Required Points+1
Any compliant about me doing this is accepted.

[Coolrune206]

"The moment all you guys start a super-powerful war, I'm gonna pull the typical deity cop out and enter a long slumber or some shit. You'd be better off getting on the council's good side, as they'll be the only ones I'll allow to wake me up. Also, hiddenleafguy if you want to be made a God bring a case before the council and pitch us a snazzy speech or whatever. What you'd contribute to the galaxy and all that. Now if you'll excuse me, my metaphorical quantum pizza is ready."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"I will bring it before the council when all of the seats of power are filled. If they are, please tell me who is appointed to each seat."

[Paphi]

"I will bring it before the council when all of the seats of power are filled. If they are, please tell me who is appointed to each seat."

"I am perfectly capable of assisting your ascension independent of the council."

[Coolrune206]

"I will bring it before the council when all of the seats of power are filled. If they are, please tell me who is appointed to each seat."

"I am perfectly capable of assisting your ascension independent of the council."

"You have power equal to a god but you are not actually a deity yourself. So you would be unable to assist."

[Paphi]

"I will bring it before the council when all of the seats of power are filled. If they are, please tell me who is appointed to each seat."

"I am perfectly capable of assisting your ascension independent of the council."

"You have power equal to a god but you are not actually a deity yourself. So you would be unable to assist."

"Whose definition of deity? My power is immense and my pets worship me. How am I not a god in your mind?"

[Nunzillor]

"Wait, Spazy can do that to? Spazyak may I please be granted  godhood, in exchange I will give you access to any abominations monsters non-sentient creatures all creatures I make, within reason. In addition my cult, when and if I get one, will support you in prayer and insane technology.
Nuntilizor, please tell me you didn't go anal with the adamantine ones? They were the only ones that would probably survive straight sexy time?"

"Nah that stuff actually melts pretty quick.  And I have no idea what the fire elemental orifices actually are.  The mystery is what really gets me going, you know?

Also, the red council is capable of assisting you.  What type of God?""

[ShadowDragon]

Due to burnout, I will be ending the game on turn 63, this reboot. Or when someone destroys everything. Whichever happens first. Reboots are banned due to this.

GOTTA GO FAST

(X + 2)

3 points spent. [2+2] You become even faster.

perform a coupe and take over the UDC completely+2 points
Hey cool rune wouldn't it make sense if I, as your antithesis, was on the same power level and godhood level as you? 

[2+2] Done.

Well... doomsday devices work.

Create a planet-destroying scepter. It should only work on planets in my reality, and it should only be useable by me. 1 point for luck.

[1+1] You don't come up with a design that cares what reality the target is in.

Infect the minds of the empire's leaders with zealous loyaltymadness that will spread upon eye contact. +1

[4+1] You take over the entire empire with that.

Go back to my bunny farm and carefully observe all the bunnies, while attempting to learn their language.

[6] You learn their language. It is entirely composed of confusion.

Urge the demon lords of Hell to consider rehabilitation as an alternative to punishment for arriving souls.

[3] Some of them switch over. Most of the ones who do are younger.

get a degree in geology

[2] You fail.

"Hey boss. How about my status as a minor god as stated in my work contract?"

((Star sized? What star size we are talkin about? Sun? UY Scuti? Red dwarf?))

"Oh, right. I'm sorry. I got a bit distracted with other stuff."

Ascend Aoshima to further godhood.

Breaks the anti-ascension law. It didn't get removed by Hiddenleafguy overruling it.

Deliver anti-mindcontrol jewelry to entities in position of leadership who do not yet have one.

[5] Done. This includes the leaders of Paphi's new empire. That empire is no longer under the control of Paphi.

The game has gotten confusing and strange! I propose we have a game reset! Who's with me?

Someone else could restart the game.

Summon a ever-consuming sentient and sapient eldritch horror made from kudzu. Required Points+1
Any compliant about me doing this is accepted.

1 point spent. [1+1] You don't summon an apocalyptic eldritch horror.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 43
Nosaneinme: 19
AoshimaMichio: 29
Sarrak: 55
High tyrol: 62
endlessblaze: 47
Salsacookies: 58
poketwo: 62
spazyak: 5
Nunzillor: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 41
Generally me: 11
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 5
DoctorMcTaalik: 35
conein: 23
H4zardZ1: 8
Whisperling: 20
Hiddenleafguy: 2
FallacyofUrist: 5
Megggas: 22
Elephant Parade: 8
The Froggy Ninja: 15
Tomasque: 15
Shaporia: 6

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is reality.
  Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
  Immune to reboots.

endlessblaze
  A god.

High tyrol
  Private in Bubblaria's military.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has small company of mercenaries.
  Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
  Has basic demonic magic.
  The concept of cubes, given material form.
  Can always act in the present.
  Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
  Has a blessed scroll of charging.

Generally me
  An employed accountant.
  Has many friends.
  Is happily married.
  Has one-use immunity to reboots.

Nosaneinme
  A magical and eldritch robot.
  Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
  Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
  Rules an interstellar empire.

Sarrak
  Can tell which dimension he is in.
  Can reply to telepathy.
  Merged with hell.
  In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
  Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.

Coolrune206
  Megahypergod of healing.
  Can warp reality on any scale.
  Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
  Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
  Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
  Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
  Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.

Nunzillor
  Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
  Is also a god.
  Rules Hell.

AoshimaMichio
  A principality.
  Will be revived by angels if killed.
  Is also a demigod.
  May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
  Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery with star-sized areas of effect.

Paphi
  All of a planet's moons.
  Has a lot of eldritch power.
  Has equal power to a god.
  Rules Earth.
  Rules 1 solar system.
  Has lost 2 moons.
  Is nearly immune to being sealed.
  Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
  Is distributed across every moon in their solar system, as well as Earth's moon.
  Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.

DoctorMcTaalik
  Has angered a lot of demon lords.
  Is Cthulhu.

conein
  A superhero.
  Can fly.
  Is nearly invulnerable.
  Has greatly increased strength.
  Is a wizard.
  Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
  On Paphi's planet.
  Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
  Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.

H4zardZ1
  In a demonic base.
  Skilled martial artist.
  Knows basic spaceship piloting.
  Can summon massively destructive eldritch horrors.

poketwo
  A dead ork.
  Has a lot of dead orks following them.
  Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
  Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.

Hiddenleafguy
  Coolrune's divine power.
  Cannot act independently short of 3-point actions.
  Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
  Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
  Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.

Whisperling
  A sapient paradox.
  Can control any number of souls.
  Is in an alternate reality.
  Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
  Knows how to create doomsday devices.

spazyak
  The ruler of the UDC.
  Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
  In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
  Is timeless.
  Leaves a trail of timelessness.
  Is immune to divine power.
  Demigod of chaos.

Megggas
  Has a rabbit-creating hat.
  Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
  Has some raw materials.
  Knows bunny language.

Elephant Parade
  Is a wizard.
  Has a dangerous wizard university.
  Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
  Is three times as fast as normal.

FallacyofUrist
  An elderly technomage.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Altered laws
  endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
  Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
  Time paradoxes are ignored.
  Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
  No one can ascend to godhood.

Everywhere
  Is red.

Whisperling's reality
  Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
  Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.

Dreamspace
  Is outside of Beirus.
  Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.

Main reality
  Is Beirus.
  Has a constantly shifting order of events.

Earth
  Fully restored.
  Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
  Moon is part of Paphi.

Hell
  Greatly weakens chaos magic.
  Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
  Has no planets.
  Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons, which are only actively malevolent to people who oppose the rulers of Hell.

Satan's palace
  In Hell.
  Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.

Local Hell
  The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
  Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.

Heaven
  Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.

Bubblaria
  A city.
  Very large.
  Bigger on the inside.
  Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
  In Hell.
  Not actually called Bubblaria.
  Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
  Practically an anarchy.
  Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.

Cavern full of houses
  Part of Local Hell.
  The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.

endlessblaze's planet
  About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
  About half is barren.
  Surface covered in murderous plants.
  Its grass makes the area around it cold.
  Has rivers of liquid fire.

Timothy's world
  A death world.
  Thriving.
  Has a few mortals on it.

Generally me's empire
  Interstellar.
  Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
  Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.

Paphi's planet
  Orbited by Paphi.
  Covered in voidbeasts.
  Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
  Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
  Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
  Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
  Has some labs on it.
  Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.

Generally me's galaxy
  10% unstable stars by mass.
  Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
  The government of the UDC is under the control of spazyak.

Spoiler: Timeline (click to show/hide)

Is shifting too much to be useful.

[spazyak]

spazyak would give a great howl and charge, using talk his power all his men, All the god strength weaponry, souls, and corrupting influence of chaos on his enemies and on the world!+5 points
this is a call for all people of the duck hell, and red council! Now we fight for our survival, our very existence! Let us fight and , if it must happen, die for what we believe in! Let all fall before our might and power! Fight with the knowledge that glory shall bring you closer to Valhalla and that when you die you shall be reborn in a new land of wealth, treasure, and pleasure! So fight my men! Fight for the red council and for your families and of those lost to the corruption that eats at this universe!

[ShadowDragon]

become immune to reboots+5 points

I just mentioned that there will not be any more reboots due to the imminent end of the game.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Hey, secret action are a thing, right?

[ShadowDragon]

Hey, secret action are a thing, right?

I do not accept secret actions.

[Coolrune206]

So... this game is going away forever? :c

Send Megggas and his fluffy friend(s) through a portal to the dimension my clones inhabit. Instruct them to make him at home by giving him every little thing he wants.

Megggas's kitten cuddling was too cute. Destroying universe will have to wait.

[Hiddenleafguy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Get someone else to stand in for you while you replace your plot light. Or maybe the red council could do you some favours *Wink Wink.* Nuntilizor is willing to give you special sexy time!

[Megggas]

Play with Whiskers as we await the end of the universe.  Spend all points resisting the urge to cry.