Respawn as an elderly technomage. Watch the robots consume the earth, eating popcorn as I do so. Alternatively, if something interrupts me, use all my points to kill whatever interrupted me.
[4] You watch the robots, eating popcorn donations from a doomsday cult.
Spend all my points overruling his "law" and ascend to godhood, preferably being the god of knowledge and invention.
[3
+12] You are now Coolrune's divine power. You cannot do any actions other than respawning and 3 and 5-point actions. Well, you would be able to do 3 or 5-point actions if you had enough points. Respawn?
Restore the contents of Hell to Hell. With needed points +2.
5 points spent. [3
+2] Done.
"See what I mean?! Ugh! I always mess what I try to do up!"
Become immune to reboots. + Needed points.
You don't have enough points.
Alter the sourcecode of the robots eating earth so that they will be focused on restoration of balanced nature.
Should those be destroyed before my action is resolved, then improve my anti-mind control technology to produce planetary sized fields with 3 points.
"No meddling from you! You'll probably still end up having the robots destroy humanity! Earth is mine, do you understand?"
paphi sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change, if you have such concerns then you can assist or destroy them completely. They are robots, you are an eldrich being of immense power.
"It's the principle of the matter. I demand sovereignty. Though, you are right. All this talk of everyone's power has been making me feel irrelevant."
Destroy the hordes of robots. +2
Order minions to vassalize the empire.
Order given. [6
+2] Done. Earth's continents are rearranged in the process.
Alter the sourcecode of the robots eating earth so that they will be focused on restoration of balanced nature.
Should those be destroyed before my action is resolved, then improve my anti-mind control technology to produce planetary sized fields with 3 points.
[6] You upgrade your anti-mind-control tech to the point that it creates star-sized fields.
Become a summoner. +5
[6
+5] You become a summoner specializing in massively destructive eldritch horrors.
Become immune to reboots. Necessary points +4
9 points spent. [1
+4] Done.
Become the mighty god of Chaos and Mutation! +5 points
[3] You become the demigod of chaos.
Take Whiskers for a walk around the wasteland.
[4] Done.
Learn to create magical artifacts. Needed points +3
4 points spent. [6
+3] You learn how to build doomsday devices.
Go to university and learn about geology.
[2] You don't learn anything of note.
Abuse time magic to become twice as fast. X + 2 points.
3 points spent. [2
+2] You become twice as fast. This doesn't actually help you do more stuff per turn, though.
Convince the leaders of the interstellar empire to surrender.
[2] They refuse.
Beirus: 42
Nosaneinme: 18
AoshimaMichio: 28
Sarrak: 54
High tyrol: 61
endlessblaze: 46
Salsacookies: 57
poketwo: 61
spazyak: 6
Nunzillor: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 40
Generally me: 10
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 4
DoctorMcTaalik: 34
conein: 22
H4zardZ1: 8
Whisperling: 20
Hiddenleafguy: 1
FallacyofUrist: 4
Megggas: 21
Elephant Parade: 10
The Froggy Ninja: 14
Tomasque: 14
Shaporia: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
Immune to reboots.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An employed accountant.
Has many friends.
Is happily married.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Is also a demigod.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery with star-sized areas of effect.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system, as well as Earth's moon.
Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
Can summon massively destructive eldritch horrors.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Coolrune's divine power.
Cannot act independently short of 3-point actions.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
Knows how to create doomsday devices.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Demigod of chaos.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Is twice as fast as normal.
FallacyofUrist
An elderly technomage.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
No one can ascend to godhood.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Moon is part of Paphi.
Hell
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons, which are only actively malevolent to people who oppose the rulers of Hell.
Satan's palace
In Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
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