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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Coolrune206]

Create a pocket galaxy in my pocket and put all of my clones in it before hiddenleafguy tries to kill them. +2 points.

[Hiddenleafguy]

"I never said I was going to kill them! I said I was going to make it so the Hell was no longer made of your Minirunes!"

[spazyak]

((Wait a second...I'm immune to divine power and as such divine attacks. The devil and god aint got shit on me!))

[AoshimaMichio]

"What you'll be doing is pretty much anything under the sun, as long as it's beneficial. Your job is simply to go out there and make the universe better. I really don't care as long as you do that. The one thing I won't tolerate is if you cause pain upon another individual unless there is no other way. Benefits include ascension to being a minor deity, and if you want, I could probably try to create you your own galaxy to chill in. Payment? Well.... just ask, and if it's within my power, and if it's reasonable, I'll grant you it. And contract termination? You can leave at any time and keep the benefits I bestowed upon you. I just won't keep on giving you more."

"Alright, since Paphi is too busy with Satan, I'll sign contract of employment with you."

Terminating employment with God and moving office under Coolrune.

[H4zardZ1]

"I never said I was going to kill them! I said I was going to make it so the Hell was no longer made of your Minirunes!"

"Then move all those mini-Coolrunes to a galaxy, or a million galaxies for that matter."
Remove Coolrune's roll malevolence. 6 Points.

[Paphi]

"Simply put, AoshimaMichio, I desire power. Your goals would be to acquire as much and as many kinds for me as possible - mundane, magical, electrical, angelic, demonic, Other, etc - and you would be provided an army and my own indirect powers to do so. That is my motive, for now, as I don't wish interdivine conflict right now.

So long as you provided me, or at least attempted to provide me, power on a regular basis, you would be allowed unfettered access to Homeworld and its not-inconsiderable technology, an unending army of horrors from beyond reality, and a cozy upper administrator's payroll and rank in my blossoming galactic empire.

I could also attempt to share some of my power with you, but I don't know how your mind or body would handle them, as I am moons, and you are angelic.

You would also be obliged to protect my holdings, especially Earth, and there would be a hefty bonus if you could get this damn time portal to work right.

I did not mean to snub you; I did not think Satan would relinquish control of my neighbors so quickly, and so I needed to reconsider."

[AoshimaMichio]

"Unfortunately it appears Coolrune's plan aligns more with mine so I must respectfully decline your offer. No hard feelings, okay?"

[Paphi]

"Unfortunately it appears Coolrune's plan aligns more with mine so I must respectfully decline your offer. No hard feelings, okay?"

"It's perfectly fine. Worry not, you'll soon be quite busy fulfilling your obligations to Coolrune."

[Generally me]

Respawn as accountant

[Coolrune206]

"I never said I was going to kill them! I said I was going to make it so the Hell was no longer made of your Minirunes!"

"Then move all those mini-Coolrunes to a galaxy, or a million galaxies for that matter."
Remove Coolrune's roll malevolence. 6 Points.

"Thanks. The whole evil rolls thing was getting kind of....
Evil."

[Paphi]

Count my moons. Attempt once more to control other moons in my system, +1

[spazyak]

Hmmmm seems I 've become immune to any divine powers....Coolrunee, ashimo, You guys seem to have lost all your power and control on me as you are divine beings.

[Coolrune206]

Hmmmm seems I 've become immune to any divine powers....Coolrunee, ashimo, You guys seem to have lost all your power and control on me as you are divine beings.

"You're immune to divine powers. My sword is not a god, so I can still slay thee with the protector."

[spazyak]

Hmmmm seems I 've become immune to any divine powers....Coolrunee, ashimo, You guys seem to have lost all your power and control on me as you are divine beings.

"You're immune to divine powers. My sword is not a god, so I can still slay thee with the protector."

Not actually planning to do anything against you, too buisy reuniting hell and such....

[AoshimaMichio]

Hmmmm seems I 've become immune to any divine powers....Coolrunee, ashimo, You guys seem to have lost all your power and control on me as you are divine beings.

"Why do you specify me? I never had any control over you. We may have been on opposite sides in a conflict once, but I never sought to puppeteer anyone. Not now and certainly not in any unstable future.
And on top of that I'm only a servant. There's many actual gods around more powerful and malevolent than me."