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End it.

3 (27.3%)

Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[conein]

Use magic to teleport to my sidekick

[Sarrak]

Drive Satan insane.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm going to keep doing this until I have something better to do. And I won't have anything better to do as long as I'm trapped under the sea.

No, friend. Insanity awaits you, not the Satan.

[ShadowDragon]

The galaxy that the majority of players are present in.

Most players are not in a galaxy.

Put on my lawyer suit and say "I am sorry but according to bylaw 54823 "replacing rulers  who attempt to revolt against you" requires a council vote that by law must take at LEAST 20 turns and if the vote does not go in your favor the previous ruler of the land may call another vote to replace you with himself, see bylaw 54821 "replacing Satan" for details. In addition I have checked the records and I do believe that you are not a legal citizen of hell" he at this pulls out several large citizenship forms "please fill these out and get back to me next century for response"

"Hell is a dictatorship. These bylaws have no authority over me."

Reverse everything Back to the start +all points

[1+3] You start a time loop from turn 1 of this reboot to now, going at ten turns in the loop per actual turn, except for the last turn of the loop, which will be 9 turns long due to this being turn 39. This negates all other actions this turn.
The player and world state spoilers do not take the time loop into account.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 42
Nosaneinme: 5
AoshimaMichio: 19
Sarrak: 37
High tyrol: 42
endlessblaze: 34
Salsacookies: 38
poketwo: 42
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 25
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 5
DoctorMcTaalik: 15
conein: 10
H4zardZ1: 5
Whisperling: 13
Hiddenleafguy: 5
FallacyofUrist: 5

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is reality.
  Doesn't have very fine control over himself.

endlessblaze
  A god.

High tyrol
  Private in Bubblaria's military.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has small company of mercenaries.
  Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
  Has basic demonic magic.
  The concept of cubes, given material form.
  Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
  Has a blessed scroll of charging.

Generally me
  Time.
  Has one-use immunity to reboots.

Nosaneinme
  A magical and eldritch robot.
  Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
  Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
  Rules an interstellar empire.

Sarrak
  Can tell which dimension he is in.
  Can reply to telepathy.
  Merged with hell.
  In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
  Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.

Coolrune206
  Hypergod of healing.
  Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
  Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
  Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
  Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
  Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
  Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
  Has malevolent rolls.

Nunzillor
  Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
  Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
  Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.

AoshimaMichio
  An archangel.
  Will be revived by angels if killed.
  May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
  Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.

Paphi
  All of a planet's moons.
  Has a lot of eldritch power.
  Rules Earth.
  Has lost 1 moon.
  Is nearly immune to being sealed.

DoctorMcTaalik
  Has angered a lot of demon lords.
  Is Cthulhu.
  Is sealed in R'lyeh.

conein
  A superhero.
  Can fly.
  Is nearly invulnerable.
  Has greatly increased strength.
  Is a wizard.
  Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
  On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.

H4zardZ1
  In a demonic base.
  Skilled martial artist.
  Knows basic spaceship piloting.

poketwo
  A dead ork.
  Has a lot of dead orks following them.
  Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
  Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.

Hiddenleafguy
  Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.

Whisperling
  A ghost.
  Can control any number of souls.

spazyak
  The naval commander of the UDC.
  Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Altered laws
  endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
  Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.

Earth
  Fully restored.
  Has a self-replicating robot army on it.

Hell
  Has no planets.
  Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
  Greatly weakens chaos magic.
  Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.

Satan's palace
  In hell.
  Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.

Local Hell
  The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
  Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.

Bubblaria
  A city.
  Very large.
  Bigger on the inside.
  Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
  In Hell.
  Not actually called Bubblaria.
  Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
  Practically an anarchy.
  Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.

Cavern full of houses
  Part of Local Hell.
  The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.

endlessblaze's planet
  About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
  About half is barren.
  Surface covered in murderous plants.
  Its grass makes the area around it cold.
  Has rivers of liquid fire.

Timothy's world
  A death world.
  Thriving.

Generally me's empire
  Interstellar.
  Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
  Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.

Paphi's planet
  Orbited by Paphi.
  Covered in voidbeasts.
  Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
  Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
  Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
  Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
  Has some labs on it.
  Has a large portal to Earth on it.

Generally me's galaxy
  10% unstable stars by mass.
  Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
  The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.

Spoiler: Timeline (Only up to the current point in the time loop) (click to show/hide)

Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.

[Coolrune206]

Assess if I am still a god or not. Either way, kill Generally Me.

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Actually according to census 99999 most politicians and liars went to hell, and court record 659358 "Politicians vs. Satan" with the ruling being hell would no longer be a dictatorship instead it would be a republic."
If this somehow fails spend 5 points to unmake Satan.
Edit: If action above action is impossible start a revolt.

[conein]

be a superhero. 3 points

[Sarrak]

Using my knowledge of demonic magic and mind-link to all demons, I open portals into the outer world, welcoming demons into it. Points needed +2

[poketwo]

ANYONE WANT SCYTHERS?

[spazyak]

ANYONE WANT SCYTHERS?

can I have one, I would like to exspan my navy to the marines and drop pod assault force.

Become god of destruction and weapons! 3 points

[poketwo]

ANYONE WANT SCYTHERS?

can I have one, I would like to exspan my navy to the marines and drop pod assault force.

Become god of destruction and weapons! 3 points

IF YOU SUPORT ME IN NEXT ACTION, I WILL GIVE EVERYONE SCYTHERS!

[spazyak]

ANYONE WANT SCYTHERS?

can I have one, I would like to exspan my navy to the marines and drop pod assault force.

Become god of destruction and weapons! 3 points

IF YOU SUPORT ME IN NEXT ACTION, I WILL GIVE EVERYONE SCYTHERS!

Sure thing. I look forwards to an alliance to conquer planets together, now that the UDC is leaderless and virtually nonexistent, The forces on my ships and the ships sthemselves are mine, GeneralyMe is but a simple  glue to hold the UDC together long enough for me to Do what I need to get done and get in control. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME!

[Generally me]

Learn Everything

Again

Assess if I am still a god or not. Either way, kill Generally Me.

*evil laugh*

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((I don't exist yet at this point in the game.))

things

[Whisperling]

((I don't exist yet at this point in the game.))

things

Neither do I. Perhaps timeline shenanigans are in order?

Spawn as my future self with negative age.

[Beirus]

Make perfect coffee.