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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[spazyak]

Yeah, but still, gods trying to kill us.

Why do you not like me controlling hell? I thought I was doing a good job. well except for the orks and paphi and such, I just wanted to protect humanity. Guess Elves will have to do.

I didnt say anything about that, i am just trying to say, A GOD IS TRYING TO KILL US. Also, i tought you wanted a new life on another planet like me, but it doesnt matter.

I do, I could use your help. Perhaps we can rebuild from the destruction wrought by our uncaring and excessive use of 'points'. We fought and we fought over humanity and earth until we destroyed it again and again. I brought it to hell hoping to protect it and yet I failed, We must rebuild and learn. Also if god is after us, then we must find and convince Morgan Freeman to help us!

[Paphi]

Why do you not like me controlling hell? I thought I was doing a good job. well except for the orks and paphi and such, I just wanted to protect humanity. Guess Elves will have to do.

"Enough! I can tolerate your foolishness no longer," the terrible voice issues forth once more. "If you wish to blame me for your poor leadership, then I shall give you a true reason!"

Connect my smallest moon to the Intertank. Be towed to spazyak +3. Physically crush spazyak.

[conein]

Sorry spazyak but i changed my action for the simple reason that everyone is trying to destroy you. If you manage to reach me one day,  i wont be hostile.

[spazyak]

Why do you not like me controlling hell? I thought I was doing a good job. well except for the orks and paphi and such, I just wanted to protect humanity. Guess Elves will have to do.

"Enough! I can tolerate your foolishness no longer," the terrible voice issues forth once more. "If you wish to blame me for your poor leadership, then I shall give you a true reason!"

Connect my smallest moon to the Intertank. Be towed to spazyak +3. Physically crush spazyak.

No I am pointing out my failures. Fuck sakes , mate. And what was I to do, I wish ed to protect my lands and my holdings. Perhaps you could help me find the great lord, Morgan Freeman.

[spazyak]

Sorry spazyak but i changed my action for the simple reason that everyone is trying to destroy you. If you manage to reach me one day,  i wont be hostile.

I am starting to think about becoming a start and turning into a black hole to destroy everything!

[Paphi]

Why do you not like me controlling hell? I thought I was doing a good job. well except for the orks and paphi and such, I just wanted to protect humanity. Guess Elves will have to do.

"Enough! I can tolerate your foolishness no longer," the terrible voice issues forth once more. "If you wish to blame me for your poor leadership, then I shall give you a true reason!"

Connect my smallest moon to the Intertank. Be towed to spazyak +3. Physically crush spazyak.

No I am pointing out my failures. Fuck sakes , mate. And what was I to do, I wish ed to protect my lands and my holdings. Perhaps you could help me find the great lord, Morgan Freeman.

"Surrender your demonic power--all of it--to me, and I will forgive your trespasses."

[spazyak]

Why do you not like me controlling hell? I thought I was doing a good job. well except for the orks and paphi and such, I just wanted to protect humanity. Guess Elves will have to do.

"Enough! I can tolerate your foolishness no longer," the terrible voice issues forth once more. "If you wish to blame me for your poor leadership, then I shall give you a true reason!"

Connect my smallest moon to the Intertank. Be towed to spazyak +3. Physically crush spazyak.

No I am pointing out my failures. Fuck sakes , mate. And what was I to do, I wish ed to protect my lands and my holdings. Perhaps you could help me find the great lord, Morgan Freeman.

"Surrender your demonic power--all of it--to me, and I will forgive your trespasses."

NO! I did nothing but point out one of my leadership failures,  for that, I will not be punished unjustly. Also, in the UDC I will be under control. Explain to me my crimes atleast, for i ask for a fare trial by my peers

[Paphi]

"Surrender your demonic power--all of it--to me, and I will forgive your trespasses."

NO! I did nothing but point out one of my leadership failures,  for that, I will not be punished unjustly. Also, in the UDC I will be under control. Explain to me my crimes atleast, for i ask for a fare trial by my peers

"I accuse you of gross incompetence! Twice your armies have disobeyed your orders to be sent to fight battles against me - battles you had no business in. You sent your impressive fleet to bombard a god and blame me for your losses, when in fact at every opportunity you have attempted to impede my progress! You have made me your enemy and now have the gall to beg for mercy while you threaten to siege me with the full military of a galactic civilization!

What have you to say in your defense?"

[spazyak]

"Surrender your demonic power--all of it--to me, and I will forgive your trespasses."

NO! I did nothing but point out one of my leadership failures,  for that, I will not be punished unjustly. Also, in the UDC I will be under control. Explain to me my crimes atleast, for i ask for a fare trial by my peers

"I accuse you of gross incompetence! Twice your armies have disobeyed your orders to be sent to fight battles against me - battles you had no business in. You sent your impressive fleet to bombard a god and blame me for your losses, when in fact at every opportunity you have attempted to impede my progress! You have made me your enemy and now have the gall to beg for mercy while you threaten to siege me with the full military of a galactic civilization!

What have you to say in your defense?"

you sought to threaten earth which at that time was under my control and had my cities on it, the entire civilization on earth had been built by me! And Also, I had attacked the god after he had made it very clear for that he intended to attack me and others, even after I made it clear that I could have gotten what he wanted. He was little more then a mere terrorist. Every time I have acted I have sought to protect humanity that you have destroyed on earth, right now becuase of the actions of the god and you, my fortress and towns on earth lie burning and my entrance to my home, hell, blocked. I have orks attacking me, I have lost all in a last ditch attempt to let the few people I have left go and flea. I have done what I sought necessary so humanity could survive. You have been a threat to that. I offered you peace, but you did not. All I have done was to protect humanity, impeding you was so that a couple ships carrying people could get them away, there are some on this planet with me and on others, even hell has some humans. I have made suicidal attack after attack to stop you and others from killing what is left after humanity. I have seen countless times, earth shattered and destroyed, I still have yet been able to see if the town, which is under a force field, still lives.  There was no stradegy in my attacks, only thre goal of stopping the threats to humanity's survival and freedom. So far it seems I have succeeded, is that incompetence or unwavering loyalty?

[Paphi]

"...Succeeded? My army still prowls Earth for energy. Earth is not yours to rule, nor has it ever been since you inhabited Hell. Even now you rule a major part of it and yet you cry for your misfortune. Where are the damned souls going, spazyak? Do you know?

I have yet to ravage Earth. My projects there will continue, and when I have finished I will not be so fiendish as to simply end their miserable existences. You know my terms of peace."

[Coolrune206]

"Now now, stop trying to kill people. I'll just heal them instantly, and then poke YOU with a doom-stick. Now play nice. I'ma go get a beer, take a shower, and ascend even further in godhood. Remember, no killing, or I kill you!"

[spazyak]

"...Succeeded? My army still prowls Earth for energy. Earth is not yours to rule, nor has it ever been since you inhabited Hell. Even now you rule a major part of it and yet you cry for your misfortune. Where are the damned souls going, spazyak? Do you know?

I have yet to ravage Earth. My projects there will continue, and when I have finished I will not be so fiendish as to simply end their miserable existences. You know my terms of peace."

The damned souls go to hell. I....I may have been wrong about you, so tell me this. What is it that you are doing with earth and those humans still left on it? Also my demons were the ones that sealed the city on earth off right before earth's first destruction. If you promise not to end humanity then I will promise not to hinder you. I give that with new understanding of your intents. You may bind my powers to that promise, but know that I am a man who does not like being under the control of others. This is not becoming your servant, this is a promise to not attack you so long as you do not attack me.(((Also where is earth, people have been moving it around allot))).

[spazyak]

"Now now, stop trying to kill people. I'll just heal them instantly, and then poke YOU with a doom-stick. Now play nice. I'ma go get a beer, take a shower, and ascend even further in godhood. Remember, no killing, or I kill you!"

"So how are you otherwise? I see we are both gods now, well I am the god of hell and borderline eldritch horror. Sorry if we seem like opposites as you are a healer and I am the 'eater of souls'. either way I may have just found a way back to hell!"

[Whisperling]

Leech energy from the barrier to empower my spirit.

EDIT: If that requires points, meditate on the nature of souls and the afterlife instead.

[Coolrune206]

"Now now, stop trying to kill people. I'll just heal them instantly, and then poke YOU with a doom-stick. Now play nice. I'ma go get a beer, take a shower, and ascend even further in godhood. Remember, no killing, or I kill you!"

"So how are you otherwise? I see we are both gods now, well I am the god of hell and borderline eldritch horror. Sorry if we seem like opposites as you are a healer and I am the 'eater of souls'. either way I may have just found a way back to hell!"

"Just remember. My sword is practically a one shot on anything that hits someone else first, and YOU are certainly about to attack someone. Just saying!"