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End it.

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Reboot it.

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Neither.

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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Coolrune206]

Remove the game rule preventing me from harming endlessblaze + Required points.

"Alright, I feel so much better. Hey, guy with wishy wand, ROC. Wish for a powerful healy wand for me before I spoke you with my doomstick."

Defend self with "The Protector" if necessary.

prevent the removal of the rule I made . I made that to protect millions of lives. Useing all my points

you can use 11 points right now. Coolrune has 10 points, and he will use 5 doing the rule removal.

Hush now.

[endlessblaze]

Remove the game rule preventing me from harming endlessblaze + Required points.

"Alright, I feel so much better. Hey, guy with wishy wand, ROC. Wish for a powerful healy wand for me before I spoke you with my doomstick."

Defend self with "The Protector" if necessary.

prevent the removal of the rule I made . I made that to protect millions of lives. Useing all my points

you can use 11 points right now. Coolrune has 10 points, and he will use 5 doing the rule removal.

Hush now.

in that case use 6 points

[Coolrune206]

Remove the game rule preventing me from harming endlessblaze + Required points.

"Alright, I feel so much better. Hey, guy with wishy wand, ROC. Wish for a powerful healy wand for me before I spoke you with my doomstick."

Defend self with "The Protector" if necessary.

prevent the removal of the rule I made . I made that to protect millions of lives. Useing all my points

you can use 11 points right now. Coolrune has 10 points, and he will use 5 doing the rule removal.

Hush now.

in that case use 6 points

Aww. Fine, changing action so it's not an autofail :c

[endlessblaze]

Remove the game rule preventing me from harming endlessblaze + Required points.

"Alright, I feel so much better. Hey, guy with wishy wand, ROC. Wish for a powerful healy wand for me before I spoke you with my doomstick."

Defend self with "The Protector" if necessary.

prevent the removal of the rule I made . I made that to protect millions of lives. Useing all my points

you can use 11 points right now. Coolrune has 10 points, and he will use 5 doing the rule removal.

Hush now.

in that case use 6 points

Aww. Fine, changing action so it's not an autofail :c

make that 8

[Paphi]

"We all do what we must to ensure peace in our time.  You're satisfied with Earth, monstrous evil moons?"

"I'm very satisfied with how this went, yes. Your neutrality has been noted."

My champion will look for power to harness on Earth. Send the tank to homeworld to be fitted as the mobile brain to an inter-galactic and -dimensional vehicle. Inspect my star systems.

[spazyak]

"We all do what we must to ensure peace in our time.  You're satisfied with Earth, monstrous evil moons?"

"I'm very satisfied with how this went, yes. Your neutrality has been noted."

My champion will look for power to harness on Earth. Send the tank to homeworld to be fitted as the mobile brain to an inter-galactic and -dimensional vehicle. Inspect my star systems.

If you are satisfied death earth I shall not orbital, strike you.

[Paphi]

If you are satisfied death earth I shall not orbital, strike you.

"Your feeble minions have already fled my might once. Do as you will. I would appreciate harvesting the scrap you call an armada."

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

"I wish for a blessed spell book of polymorph"
Read the said spellbook with 1 point for luck

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Send all of the poor fighters out to purchase weapons. Specifically instruct them to travel individually, not as a group.

[spazyak]

If you are satisfied death earth I shall not orbital, strike you.

"Your feeble minions have already fled my might once. Do as you will. I would appreciate harvesting the scrap you call an armada."

"Here, 5 dolla gets you all thee way, blowie on da house! Just don't mess with me or I'll break the seals holding the eldritch horror that consumed part of earth a while back. I don't wish to do this, but if it will save the last free people, even if it requires those who are enslaved and controlled to die....actually I think that coolrune ate it right after I had captured it. Also I think the seal was damaged. Perhaps this could be the cause of his in sanity. I think me and you will agree that it will be for the best to capture and remove it from him. For you to protect your captured labnd, and for my last finaly city on earth that I own...I think. It will be the best for all of us"

TL;DR: I Offer snu snu for peace with the threat off releasing the powerful eldritch horror only to realize cool rune ate it while it was in a damaged seal.

[Generally me]

Wut?

[Coolrune206]

"What... I was hungry..."

[Whisperling]

Read a spellbook of sacrificial magic.

Someday, this will actually work.

[ShadowDragon]

"We all do what we must to ensure peace in our time.  You're satisfied with Earth, monstrous evil moons?"

Escort Coolrune to Hell's therapy center.

[4] You manage to get Coolrune to go to one of Hell's therapy centers.

Get out from the base. Get the house-filled cavern more suitable for living.

You walk out of the base.
[6] You convince a demon to bind damned souls to the houses and unnaturally compel them to assist the inhabitants of the houses.

It will do, Now go off another planet

[5] You take over an interplanetary empire.

Permanentley change the minds of the people in each of the five civilisations to be completely loyal to merequired points +1

Does this action fall under magic?

2 points spent. Yes, this falls under magic. [2+1] You control the leaders, but don't have complete control over the civilizations.

"Alright, I feel so much better. Hey, guy with wishy wand, ROC. Wish for a powerful healy wand for me before I spoke you with my doomstick."

Ascend in God-Hood further. Defend self with "The Protector" if necessary.

[6] You increase your power with demonic magic. You are more powerful, but your powers are now weakened by religious stuff.

make a base in a quiet place of hell. Sidekick: give our phone number to people and say we are super heroes

[1] You build a base just above Satan's throne room.
[1] Your sidekick gives your phone numbers to several floating eyes and shards of metal in Satan's court.

have my ships orbital bombard poketwo and cool rune
claim a bunch of new planets and forge world with my minions+2 points
Expand me controls of hell +2 points
"Come on! Guys We have stuff for fighting people like paphi! I swear I will get you guys traine up! You will fight gods but not anoter measly eldritch horror! Ughhhh I guess i will go the diplomatic way. No pressure guys, I will get us situated. Back to hell we go! "

[2+2 vs. 4+5+5] Coolrune destroys your fleet easily.
You can't claim any planets because you have no spaceships.
[6+2] You somehow take over Satan's palace.

RAVENGE 'ELL TA FIND MOAR ORKZ!!!

[1] Your army attacks a major demonic fortress. They are all captured.

"We all do what we must to ensure peace in our time.  You're satisfied with Earth, monstrous evil moons?"

"I'm very satisfied with how this went, yes. Your neutrality has been noted."

My champion will look for power to harness on Earth. Send the tank to homeworld to be fitted as the mobile brain to an inter-galactic and -dimensional vehicle. Inspect my star systems.

[4] You give the tank some minor modifications so that it can serve as a brain for even larger vehicles.

"I wish for a blessed spell book of polymorph"
Read the said spellbook with 1 point for luck

[2+1] You learn how to cast polymorph, but you have a high failure chance. You also wish up 2 blessed scrolls of charging and use one to recharge your wand before wishing for the spellbook.

Send all of the poor fighters out to purchase weapons. Specifically instruct them to travel individually, not as a group.

[2 They don't find any weapons for sale.

Read a spellbook of sacrificial magic.

Someday, this will actually work.

[1] You get sacrificed to communicate with a demon. Respawn?

Look for power on Earth.

[2] You find the remains of a power plant.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 35
Nosaneinme: 6
AoshimaMichio: 14
Sarrak: 30
High tyrol: 35
endlessblaze: 27
Salsacookies: 31
poketwo: 35
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 11
DoctorMcTaalik: 12
conein: 6
H4zardZ1: 4
Whisperling: 6

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is reality.
  Doesn't have very fine control over himself.

spazyak
  A construct of demonic magic.
  Also a demon.
  Can use magic.
  Repelled by religious stuff.
  Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
  Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
  Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
  Has a forge world, which is out of materials.
  Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
  Rules Satan's palace.

endlessblaze
  A god.

High tyrol
  Private in Bubblaria's military.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has small company of mercenaries.
  Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
  Has basic demonic magic.
  The concept of cubes, given material form.
  Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
  Has a blessed scroll of charging.

Generally me
  Omniscient.
  Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
  Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
  Has one-use immunity to reboots.

Nosaneinme
  Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
  Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
  Rule an interplanetary empire.

Sarrak
  Can tell which dimension he is in.
  Can reply to telepathy.
  Merged with hell.
  In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
  Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.

Coolrune206
  Major god of healing.
  Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
  Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
  Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
  Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
  Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.

Nunzillor
  Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
  Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
  Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.

AoshimaMichio
  An archangel.
  Will be revived by angels if killed.
  May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
  Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.

Paphi
  All of a planet's moons.
  Has a lot of eldritch power.
  Rules Earth.

DoctorMcTaalik
  Has angered a lot of demon lords.
  Has a band of ununited revolutionaries.
  Has a well-hidden jungle base.

conein
  A superhero.
  Can fly.
  Is nearly invulnerable.
  Has greatly increased strength.
  Has a more-powerful sidekick.
  Has a base just above Satan's throne room.

H4zardZ1
  In a demonic base.
  Skilled martial artist.

poketwo
  A dead ork.
  Has a few dead orks following them.
  Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
  All of their followers have been captured.

[Coolrune206]

((Gm- I had changed my action when I saw people trying to counter it, so completely removing my power was quite rude considering that my turn was no longer related to that.))