Join the game. If it doesn't require points, read a spellbook of chaos magic. Otherwise, just read a normal book.
[1] You find that chaos magic is massively weakened by the nature of Hell, and due to that there are no spellbooks of it anywhere near you.
Make my cities more hospitable for humans and get more humans. Make hell nicer looking with some throw carpets and such. Build a meeting room and direct phone line to heaven to better relations with god. Study Hinduism so I can learn rebirth. BUILD MORE SHIPS! Expand into real space. BUILD MORE PYLONS, Spawn more over lords, and build more depots!
" Hey Ashimo, mind helping me get rid of my aversion to religious symbols so I can help you better relations with your leader."
Multiple actions for both you and your minions.
UPGRADE THE WAND
[2] Your shouting does not improve the wand.
"Tank! Whom do you serve?"
If the tank does not respond to negotiations, seize its free will.+2 Attach it to my champion's army. Regardless of how well these actions go, order them to establish a beachhead.
Your action is unclear. The tank states that it does not serve anyone.
Build houses. If that takes points, look for orks and kill them. Nope, help spazyak.
Also, release the Treants as NPC.
"I could help you guys, just tell me what do you need help with."
Build houses. If that takes points, look for orks and kill them. Nope, help spazyak.
Also, release the Treants as NPC.
"I could help you guys, just tell me what do you need help with."
Help with this
[6
+1] You fill the cavern around the base with houses.
The Treants leave after being released.
wonder just what in the name of me is going on
[3] You feel curious for a moment.
"Well, perhaps another format..."
Organize an initiative for Hell denizens to vote on their choice of government. The items on the ballot are decided after at least 3 possible types of government get sufficient signatures via petition.
[2] That doesn't go well either.
Send some rebels to infiltrate the government. Assist the remainder in constructing a secret outpost, preferably nestled away in a convenient jungle, or else hidden in a desert or similarly uninhabited location.
[2] The rebels you send to infiltrate the government are told to go away by the guards.
[5] You build a well-hidden base in a convenient jungle.
Give the five species, complete knowledge of science an stuff.
[3] You give them some tips on how to go about testing things.
Illuminaty confirm?
Get a sidekick. One with super powers
[6] You get a sidekick who is more powerful than you.
Retrieve that seraph already.
[2] You miss and retrieve a rock.
Beirus: 33
Nosaneinme: 4
AoshimaMichio: 13
Sarrak: 28
High tyrol: 33
endlessblaze: 25
Salsacookies: 29
poketwo: 33
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 7
Coolrune206: 9
DoctorMcTaalik: 10
conein: 4
H4zardZ1: 2
Whisperling: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of ununited revolutionaries.
Has a well-hidden jungle base.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.