Mine what is left of the solar system and use all remaining raw materials to build more warship drones.
[1] You spend the entire turn looking for remains of the solar system you were in. You don't find any.
"Sup horrors. Wanna be my minions?"
"Sup horrors. Wanna be my minions?"
Make them agree. 1 point + if needed
3 points spent by Sarrak. [5
+1] The horrors agree to serve Paphi, but seem somewhat less real afterward.
Make the cats capable of teleporting +5
[1
+2] You give your cats short-range teleportation.
Ok so I am ready. I am paying full attention have read the rules and am done messing with poketwo for now. I will focus, I must focus. ok so. lets jsut forget my little mishap where I was being lazy mixed with a bit of multitasking '
I want to put 2 points into trying to make an electric sword. a sword with electricity that is
[4
+1] You create an electric sword that can harm anything it hits.
I know it have been Long time ago since I Grace with Myself RTD like Imperium Island(Was Milles Rpg) and Riseing of fall, was Minor Cleb once, Madmen of Madmen Make That one RTD became Overpower role-play game
Back in Bold Text Now, See i have see have godhood or even exist still, Also do ant people exist
Neither you nor the ant people still exist. You resume existing.
Collect those squids and their planet.
[3] You relocate about half of their civilization to an inhabitable planet within your shield.
Refine our control over the baconflour.
[6] You find out how to massively weaken a baconflour to gain much greater control over it.
The acidic coffee floods bigjaredmonkey's reality. Again.
bigjaredmonkey: 17
Nunzillor: 18
poketwo: 27
Paphi: 20
AoshimaMichio: 11
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 7
Beirus: 23
Sarrak: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
LuckyKobold: 25
spazyak: 2
Nosaneinme: 4
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Has unreal-seeming eldritch horror minions.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones with FTL communication.
Has carrier drones with FTL communication.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 1100 strong (as of turn 31), which gains 100 members per turn.
Space cats have short-range teleportation.
spazyak
Has an electric sword that can harm anything it hits.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Flooded with acidic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, aggressive squids are.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Have several baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Know how to weaken baconflour to gain more control over it.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.