Ok, prevent The Froggy Ninja from switching gravity on turn 3(original)
[4] Done. The action's effect happens anyway. Not much changes.
Grant the mages schematics for the ultimate unholy fusion of vegetable and flesh, a food-device capable of remaking the universe in its wielder's image or destroying it utterly: the baconflour. 5 points.
[6
+2] You design the baconflour and give the plans to the broccoli mages. It is very hard to control and can be mass-produced by the broccoli mages.
Ok, prevent The Froggy Ninja from switching gravity on turn 3(original)
The world would shift to accommodate the changes, but as now quite a time has passed the changes would be unnoticeable. Even if you try to erase, for example, me and Beirus before we become second reality... Someone/something else would fill this role.
Start coffeepocalypsis!
Ok, prevent The Froggy Ninja from switching gravity on turn 3(original)
The world would shift to accommodate the changes, but as now quite a time has passed the changes would be unnoticeable. Even if you try to erase, for example, me and Beirus before we become second reality... Someone/something else would fill this role.
Start coffeepocalypsis!
This.
[3
+1] The coffee devours the contents of bigjaredmonkey's reality, and will spread somewhere every turn as long as it can access somewhere of note.
Come up with ideas for anti-player propaganda
[2] You're not quite sure how to get people to fight the players.
Keep mining.
Desing that carrier drone by myself. +1
Builders can then build it.
[4
+1] You design a carrier drone with the ability to operate in an unending ocean of acidic coffee, if only for a limited time. Then the builders build some.
Try again with the inner shield.
[4] You modify the inner shield so that it works against attacks that can harm you.
Create the baconflour.
[2] You make a mistake in it's creation, resulting in a mundane mix of bacon and flour.
Look into controlling the acid coffee.
[1] It is uncontrollable. Short of proper application of points, of course.
bigjaredmonkey: 12
Nunzillor: 16
poketwo: 29
Paphi: 15
AoshimaMichio: 10
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 2
Beirus: 23
Sarrak: 16
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 17
LuckyKobold: 20
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are mining some planets.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones.
Has carrier drones capable of briefly surviving acidic coffee.
Has FTL communication.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Filled with apocalyptic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Well protected from everywhere else.
Isolated from everywhere else, and cannot leave said isolation without losing protection.
Have a shield.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
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