Befriend a tree with extreme vigour
[3] You just befriend a tree. It's a good listener.
Create a new group with npc status called the defenders of reality which is composednof creatures similar to the repair horrors but instead of of focusing on repairing reality they hunt down and destroy those who harm it.
As a repair horror, you cannot create useful minds without points, and your action needs access to useful minds to complete.
Miners mine and builders build!
[6] The miners start strip-mining a star, and request a device that can create any element from hydrogen. The builders take all of your raw materials to build a fortress which needs about ten times as much raw materials as they have but should be secure from everything that isn't a reality warper.
Locate a sapient species and steal their minds.
[2] You can't find one.
bigjaredmonkey: 4
Nunzillor: 16
poketwo: 21
Paphi: 7
AoshimaMichio: 8
Generally me: 3
High tyrol: 9
Beirus: 15
Sarrak: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
LuckyKobold: 12
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are strip-mining a star and asking for a device that can make any element from hydrogen.
Builder drones are building a fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers that needs a lot more material than they have.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 20 strong (as of turn 17), which gains 20 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.