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End it.

3 (27.3%)

Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Paphi]

Kill Beirus

Oh hell no. I haven't even done anything in this reboot. Kill Paphi first with self-replicating coffee. However many points he uses +5.

Reassemble Beirus's pieces into a nightmarish tapestry in voidspace.

[ShadowDragon]

Use godly powers to create another reality, said reality would be completely under my control. +2

[4+2][6] You create a reality the size of a large planet, with quite a few cracks at the edges.

Use godly powers to recreate reality from scratch

I am a reality. I really don't want to be "recreated". So I oppose this!

I must taste this coffee!

[4] It's fairly good, but could be improved.

Respawn as something interesting and that will involve me making fun choices.

I don't think I can reliably execute success for this action.

Kill Beirus

Kill Beirus

Oh hell no. I haven't even done anything in this reboot. Kill Paphi first with self-replicating coffee. However many points he uses +5.

I am assuming Paphi's later action means that these actions are not intended to be executed.

Kill Beirus

Oh hell no. I haven't even done anything in this reboot. Kill Paphi first with self-replicating coffee. However many points he uses +5.

Reassemble Beirus's pieces into a nightmarish tapestry in voidspace.

That is repairing Beirus, or at least sufficiently close that you need 5 points to do it.

Repair outside of reality.

[1] You render it beyond your abilities to repair.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 11
poketwo: 16
Paphi: 5
AoshimaMichio: 3
Generally me: 7
High tyrol: 7
Beirus: 10
Sarrak: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 9
LuckyKobold: 7

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

poketwo
  Dead.
  Before first reboot, at turn 85.

Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Very outside of reality.
  Insane.
  Understands many variants of geometry.
  Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
  Rules all realities.

Beirus
  A reality, in infinite pieces.
  Omniscient.
  Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
  Has self-replicating coffee.

Sarrak
  A reality.
  Omniscient.
  Torn into shreds.

bigjaredmonkey
  A god.
  Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.

High tyrol
  A repair horror.

Elephant Parade
  A wizard.
  In an unstable area.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Altered laws and "inevitable" events
  poketwo gains vast amounts of power.

Outside of reality
  Heavily damaged, and not repairable by the repair horrors.

bigjaredmonkey's reality
  About the size of a large planet.
  Damaged.
  Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.
  Think art should not be made.
  Cannot make useful minds.
  In the future of an alternate timeline.
  Know where and when the players start acting.
  Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
  Not zombies.

Broccoli mages
  Mages made of broccoli.
  Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
  Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
  Dead.

[AoshimaMichio]

I'm a sapient machine that can make more machines as my extensions.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Fix my reality so i can further expand upon it, +1

[Sarrak]

Improve the coffee! It must be made into something beyond perfect!

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Do not die
2 points for luck

[Generally me]

Create Cow axe
a strangely clever cow with a shiny axe who murders players. He also doesn't need to breath and can teleport anywhere.+1

[poketwo]

THATS IT, FIND OUT SOME WAY TO GO BACK IN TIME BEFORE THE RESET. REQUIRED POINTS

[ShadowDragon]

I'm a sapient machine that can make more machines as my extensions.

[6] Done. The machines you make are not necessarily loyal.

Fix my reality so i can further expand upon it, +1

[4+1][6] Done. It's even resistant to your reality-damaging effects.

Improve the coffee! It must be made into something beyond perfect!

[3] You make some small improvements.

Do not die
2 points for luck

[3+1] You somehow survive.

Create Cow axe
a strangely clever cow with a shiny axe who murders players. He also doesn't need to breath and can teleport anywhere.+1

I don't think you can make something that can teleport anywhere with only 1 point.

THATS IT, FIND OUT SOME WAY TO GO BACK IN TIME BEFORE THE RESET. REQUIRED POINTS

Do you mean AoshimaMichio ripping spacetime apart or a reboot? Either way, you're before both of them.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 12
poketwo: 17
Paphi: 6
AoshimaMichio: 4
Generally me: 8
High tyrol: 8
Beirus: 11
Sarrak: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 8
LuckyKobold: 8

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

poketwo
  Dead.
  Before first reboot, at turn 85.

Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Very outside of reality.
  Insane.
  Understands many variants of geometry.
  Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
  Rules all realities.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.

Beirus
  A reality, in infinite pieces.
  Omniscient.
  Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
  Has self-replicating coffee.

Sarrak
  A reality.
  Omniscient.
  Torn into shreds.

bigjaredmonkey
  A god.
  Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.

High tyrol
  A repair horror.

Elephant Parade
  A wizard.
  In an unstable area.

AoshimaMichio
  Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
  Extension-machines are not necessarily loyal.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Altered laws and "inevitable" events
  poketwo gains vast amounts of power.

Outside of reality
  Heavily damaged, and not repairable by the repair horrors.

bigjaredmonkey's reality
  About the size of a large planet.
  Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
  Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.
  Think art should not be made.
  Cannot make useful minds.
  In the future of an alternate timeline.
  Know where and when the players start acting.
  Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
  Not zombies.

Broccoli mages
  Mages made of broccoli.
  Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
  Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
  Dead.

[Nunzillor]

If dead, respawn.  If not, drink perfect coffee.  Become perfect?

[AoshimaMichio]

Before building anything, let's hardcode loyalty into source code my drones will use.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Begin working to expand my reality. my plans have it be roughly the size of the observable universe. +required

[Generally me]

Make it a law of reality that players cannot kill/destroy other players creations directly
They can order their followers to do it though. +6

[Sarrak]

Make it a law of reality that players cannot kill/destroy other players creations directly
They can order their followers to do it though. +6

I support this.

[poketwo]

Ok, what about the missing me in the earliest timeline?