Induce malfunction into repair horrors network - there being several realities, which one they should repair?.. +1
[1
+1] You try and fail to change how the repair horrors go about repairing.
Lead my forces in subjugating all contemporary realities.
[4] You gain rule over all three realities, but don't have enough minions to control them well.
Respawn(?) as leader of a planet subservient to the broccoli/pizza empire.
[6] You respawn ruling a very hostile planet. That is, the planet itself wants you dead.
If i still have the power to alter reality in the main reality, alter reality in the main reality so that the main reality returns into existence, because i still have the power to alter the main reality.
That your notes say that you have control over the main reality is a mistake.
review my companys quarterly financial reports for the last two years.
[2] Your company is not doing well.
the pizza golems shall start trying to murder players except for me +1
[2
+1] They decide that executing players will do.
Market the perfect coffee.
[6] It appears to cause any mortal who drinks it to explode with caffeine and joy. Also you run out.
Execute AoshimaMichio.
[1
+4 vs. 2
+2] You defeat AoshimaMichio in combat and fail completely at killing him.
Get better security.
[2] You fail to upgrade your security to any significant extent.
Investigate our empire for wrongdoing.
[2] You find none.
bigjaredmonkey: 4
Nunzillor: 8
poketwo: 13
Paphi: 2
AoshimaMichio: 8
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 4
Beirus: 7
Sarrak: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 8
LuckyKobold: 4
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
Can alter reality in the first reality.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Corporation is not going well.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
LuckyKobold
Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
Has a cult spread across several galaxies.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
The chosen one.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Nunzillor
Rules a hostile planet.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Team fortress 2
Exists as a physical thing.
Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.
Dreamspace
Has a malevolent mind for maintenance.
Blocks divine wrath.
Dreamspace-merged universe
Is part of Dreamspace.
Contains Paphi's star system.
Paphi's star system
Has insanigodly, reality-warping planetary defense systems.
Has a forest village, several Bubblarias, and some space criminals on a habitable planet.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.
Plan to execute all players except Generally me.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have an interstellar battleship.
Lead the pizza golems.
Can communicate with the pizza golems.