So, now we have multiple realities on top of totally broken timespace? Heh. Wage the first war of realities! Let's see which one is THE one! + points to counter, if needed
With my legions of gibusvision snipers and unusual-wearing trolliders, defend my reality from Sarrak!
So, now we have multiple realities on top of totally broken timespace? Heh. Wage the first war of realities! Let's see which one is THE one! + points to counter, if needed
Support. There can be only ONE.
[
1+5+1+2 vs.
2+3+1+3 vs.
1+5] The war results in there being no main reality.
Oh gosh, wartime. Teleport every criminal empire I've rather unsuccessfully led from the past onto one of my hospitable planets. Also Cronus. +6
Of course, being loyal to me, they will not infight. If necessary, use godhood to create hospitable planet.
((I think that's the forest village, several Bubblarias, and the space criminals. And Cronus.))
[5
+6] You teleport all your minions to one of your planets, both causing a time paradox and making the universe you are in part of Dreamspace. Cronus does not survive the experience.
[
5] Fortunately, the time paradox doesn't destroy much of anything.
Go back to turn 85
Done.
the pizza golem shall assimilate the broccoli mages into their empire +1
[6
+1] You place the broccoli mages at the top of the pizza golem's hierarchy.
my argument for still being alive
(premise) 1. AoshimaMichio's black hole killed me.
(premise) 2. The black hole's never existed thanks to poketwo
(Deduction) 3. (from 1+2) If the black hole never existed, it could not have killed me
(conclusion) 4. therefore, I am still alive.
Find out the current tech level
AoshimaMichio destroyed planets by removing himself from them, but you are right about whether or not you are alive.
[1] Earth has stone age tech.
So, now we have multiple realities on top of totally broken timespace? Heh. Wage the first war of realities! Let's see which one is THE one! + points to counter, if needed
Help with this if we're still a fused reality. Otherwise, have one of my pieces produce awesome coffee.
Executing coffee action. [5] You create perfect coffee.
Collect the broccoli mages.
[2] You look for them, but do not find them.
Set up communications with the pizza golems.
[4] Done.
bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 7
poketwo: 12
Paphi: 1
AoshimaMichio: 7
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 3
Beirus: 6
Sarrak: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 7
LuckyKobold: 3
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
Can alter reality in the main reality.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
LuckyKobold
Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
Has a cult spread across several galaxies.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Has perfect coffee.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
The chosen one.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Team fortress 2
Exists as a physical thing.
Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.
Dreamspace
Has a malevolent mind for maintenance.
Blocks divine wrath.
Dreamspace-merged universe
Is part of Dreamspace.
Contains Paphi's star system.
Paphi's star system
Has insanigodly, reality-warping planetary defense systems.
Has a forest village, several Bubblarias, and some space criminals on a habitable planet.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have an interstellar battleship.
Lead the pizza golems.
Can communicate with the pizza golems.
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