Respawn as the best version of me. +2
[2
+2] You respawn as yourself from most of the first reboot and immediately drift apart into an infinite number of pieces. You also regain your omniscience.
Awww why you do that
Respawn as the Chosen One
[4] Done.
Respawn as the best version of me.
I second this. +1 point, for myself
[4
+1] You respawn as yourself from most of the first reboot, in a far more contiguous form than Beirus. Including your omniscience.
PREVENT AoshimaMichio FROM DESTROYING THE ZOMBIE PLANETS!!!!
[5] Done. The zombie planets, other than Paphi's, have no longer been destroyed. Also you do this via going back, so that's resolved.
Increase my influence on the multiverse by any means possible. +3 points
[5] You gain great control over the reality you are currently in, but are still required to use your divine power to act outside of it.
Where? Around the new star system I just claimed somewhere else!
[5] Done.
Locate any other NPCs that aren't the repair horrors.
[6] You find the broccoli mages via them gaining one of your ships.
Find out what our new ship can do.
[5] It's an interstellar battleship.
bigjaredmonkey: 2
Nunzillor: 6
poketwo: 11
Paphi: 6
AoshimaMichio: 6
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 2
Beirus: 5
Sarrak: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 6
LuckyKobold: 2
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
Can alter reality in the main reality.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
LuckyKobold
Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
Has a cult spread across several galaxies.
Beirus
An alternate reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
The chosen one.
Sarrak
An alternate reality.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Team fortress 2
Exists as a physical thing.
Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.
Paphi's star system
Has insanigodly, reality-warping planetary defense systems.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have an interstellar battleship.
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