Create an anti-Berius/Sarrak barrier around myself.
[3] You become immune to the side effects of their actions.
Hey Sarrak, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Seems like we're on the same page, more or less.
Respawn and take Elephant Parade's divinity, use it to merge with and repair my reality self. 5 point action, +25
[4
+25] Done. You are now also part of Elephant Parade, resulting in him being able to use and prevent the use of your powers except for your points. This also means that you are immune to the side effects of your and Sarrak's actions.
Respawn at random.
[6] You are now a mind inside a star.
Hey Sarrak, you thinking what I'm thinking?
It seems we're now just a few galaxy years before the first turn in the first reality. Insane gods reality, madness, deaths... Good times.
For me, it's simple...
I'm an eldritch alien horror god of insanity! Being ultimately, incomprehensibly insane only supports this claim! Would you mind turning my character into half-NPC? +5 points for action, +15 points for hilarious insanity (of reality breaking to pieces once more)
[4
+15] You give your character control over everywhere and the ability to act, if only incoherently, then lose control of your character. Make a new character?
Respawn as a class 13 Deathworld. +2.
[2
+2] Done.
Use all points to imprison elephant parade in inescapable prison.(edit:and make sure to respawn first)
Respawn done. [2
+6] You place Elephant Parade into a prison that cannot be entered or left without spending at least 3 points. You do not go into said prison, nor do you place the anti-demon inquisition into it.
respawn as an occasionally evil lich necromancer with a fancy top hat
[4] Done.
Ascend! All in!
What do you mean by "ascend"?
Seek out a way to give Beirus his sanity back.
[1] You find only evidence that his insanity is completely impossible to restore.
Sober up, then reinforce Beirus.
[6] You reinforce Beirus while drunk. It worked, but you don't remember it.
Get a good look at the newly reordered cosmology.
[3] You come up against an impassable barrier, but you do see that Beirus is sane and part of Elephant Parade.
Look into anti-reality-warping defences.
[1] You cast a spell that makes you more susceptible to reality warping.
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[1] Fortunately, whatever you were trying to do doesn't happen.
Beirus: 5
Sarrak: 17
Lielac: 48
Elephant Parade: 2
Paphi: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 44
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 51
LordSlowpoke: 54
taat: 20
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 43
TalonisWolf: 49
Nunzillor: 19
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 1
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak's former character.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Is part of Elephant Parade, and as such has some of the abilities of Elephant Parade.
Is immune to the side effects of his and Sarrak's actions.
Sarrak
Lacks a character.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is a space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
Is immune to the side effects of Beirus's and Sarrak's actions.
Beirus is part of him.
Can use and restrict the use of Beirus's powers, not including points.
In a prison that can only be left or entered with at least 3 points, which, due to Beirus being part of him, contains almost everything.
taat
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
A class 13 deathworld.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Is a mind inside a star.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, at turn 85.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
An occasionally evil lich necromancer with a fancy top hat.
High tyrol
Outside of reality.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's former character's and Beirus's minds.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Sarrak's former character nearly irreparably damaged.
Beirus reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
poketwo gains vast amounts of power pre-reboot.
Everyone has access to all magic, and knows how to use said access.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Dead.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know how to kill Sarrak or Beirus, and can do that with current resources.
Know the game mechanics.
Are wise enough to not destroy reality with them in it.
Anti-demon inquisition
Universe-wide.
Skilled.
Founded by High tyrol.
Outside of reality.
Susceptible to reality warping.
Sarrak's former character
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Completely insane.
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