I'm considering removing NPCs that have been dead for a while from the NPC list. Any objections to that?
Buy government.
[6] You buy the concept of government. All governments now need to pay royalties to you.
Rebuild Military BUT BETTER
[2] You build some useless lead boxes.
Make ship avatar more powerful than it originally was. +2
[4
+2] You improve you ship-avatar in the following ways: installing an internal factory, adding the ability to teleport itself, heavy enhancements to durability and firepower, near-perfect scanners and immunity to non-point-based reality warping.
Turn the suit into an NPC, then bind it to me. Leave it to create more demonic suits bound to me. +Necessary Points.
1 point spent. [6] You turn it into a NPC, but don't make it loyal.
Give the pizza golem empire NPC status and extreme hostility. +2 points.
Give the pizza golem empire NPC status and extreme hostility. +2 points.
Totally! March forth, blessed ones!
[2
+1+1] Done.
Time travel to back before the old reality was absorbed
[4] Done.
Ask for orders again.
Done. Again.
Reinforce reality.
[4] Done.
Summon some demons to rip out coolrune's left kidney.
[3] You summon a demonic fly.
Crush all resistance on Earth.
[2] Your forces fail completely at that.
Beirus: 28
Sarrak: 35
Lielac: 40
Elephant Parade: 43
Paphi: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 36
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 43
LordSlowpoke: 46
taat: 12
AoshimaMichio: 17
Coolrune206: 35
TalonisWolf: 42
Nunzillor: 22
Generally me: 3
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
The galahairy empire's military is gone.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Waiting for orders.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Pizza golem empire
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Rule most of Earth.
Rule several galaxies.
Are very hostile to other life.
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