Begin protocol "Offensive corporate strategy"! Go with my corporate soldiers and forcibly purchase all major food producers.
What is status of my business building spaceships?
The spaceships are still going to their destinations. [5] Done.
send my beard disciples to colonise other planets
Also spend 3 points to give me mind control over all people with hair
[2] Your minions don't have the technology for that.
[5] You gain the ability to control all life with hair.
Construct lots of worker bots capable of space travel
[3] You create some worker bots that can land on a planet, but not get into space without aid.
Get a good look at those things.Teleport those things into reality.
What's the worst that could happen!
[2] Whatever the worst thing that could happen is, it doesn't happen.
Take over the English Language.
[2] You fail.
NOW GO TO THAT TIME PORTAL THAT IS ABLE TO GO TO ANY PERIOD
I don't know of any such portal.
Another layer falls!
[4] Done.
Respawn, and start wandering around, seeking a source of power.
[4] You find a generator.
Get some lesser beings to define art.
[2] They tell you that they know it when they see it.
Beirus: 27
Sarrak: 33
Lielac: 35
Elephant Parade: 38
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 31
poketwo: 15
bigjaredmonkey: 38
LordSlowpoke: 41
taat: 7
AoshimaMichio: 18
Coolrune206: 33
TalonisWolf: 37
Nunzillor: 19
Generally me: 1
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Coolrune206
Has a generator.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules 1 planet.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule everywhere within a few lightyears.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
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