give the horrible burgers to customers
[6] You kill every customer in the building with burgers.
Find and ingest pizza.
[2] The pizza is locked up, and you can't get at it.
Hmm, then break the curse on me. +5.
You can't spend points while the curse is still in effect.
Casually find my way into the wallets of other players, insidiously cursing them. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[6] You give yourself to Paphi, Beirus, and yourself.
Try again?
Try again?
Help.
[5
+1] You stick several large shards together, in a disorganized way.
Acquire Ray of Unfreezing.
[6] You learn that. It unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
Beirus: 16
Sarrak: 26
Lielac: 24
Elephant Parade: 27
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 20
poketwo: 7
bigjaredmonkey: 27
LordSlowpoke: 30
taat: 9
AoshimaMichio: 10
Coolrune206: 22
TalonisWolf: 26
Nunzillor: 14
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Before turn 22.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of him.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Has a bunch of dead bodies.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.