SHOUT "THANKS BEIRUSBAMA"
[6] You climb to the top of the building and shout that. You don't see a way back down.
Ground is super-effective against Ice, and I'm in control of ground. Use the power of Pokemon type advantages to undo Earth's freezing!
If that would cost more than one point, don't do anything.
You are both dead and incapable of manipulating time.
Learn how to make a burger with magical capabilities
[2] You find no way to do that.
SERVE UP AN ORDER OF REALLY POWERFUL ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS THAT POSSES PEOPLE AND WANT TO DESTROY WHATS LEFT OF IT. REQUIRED POINTS SPENT
You don't have any of that, and can't spend points right now. Also your shift is over.
Study the fragmented bits of reality.
[1] You get summoned via pizza to the first McDonalds, and your shift just started.
Be in a bunch of places at once until someone looks at me.
[6] You get looked at on the other side of a portal.
Respawn as counterfeit points, which are cursed in a way unknown to all except the original GM.
[4] Done. You are now 3 counterfeit points.
Beirus: 13
Sarrak: 23
Lielac: 21
Elephant Parade: 24
Paphi: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 17
poketwo: 4
bigjaredmonkey: 24
LordSlowpoke: 27
taat: 6
AoshimaMichio: 7
Coolrune206: 19
TalonisWolf: 23
Nunzillor: 11
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Alive.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.