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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Sarrak]

This seems like a good time for a curse to be bestowed upon someone.

Agreed. Though he is dead. Along with everyone else. Revive, then curse?

We could curse him to never revive.

And what we would do with his restless ghost?

Make it work at reality's first McDonalds.

So, it's decided?

[Beirus]

This seems like a good time for a curse to be bestowed upon someone.

Agreed. Though he is dead. Along with everyone else. Revive, then curse?

We could curse him to never revive.

And what we would do with his restless ghost?

Make it work at reality's first McDonalds.

So, it's decided?

We do it now. Should probably kill him again first for the curse to works. Make him double dead.
Smite and curse Poketwo to be unable to gain abilities or use points and to work as a cashier in reality's first McDonalds with no hope of promotion. 5 point action and +5, so 10 points.

[AoshimaMichio]

Respawn as a superior being. All points if needed.

[Sarrak]

This seems like a good time for a curse to be bestowed upon someone.

Agreed. Though he is dead. Along with everyone else. Revive, then curse?

We could curse him to never revive.

And what we would do with his restless ghost?

Make it work at reality's first McDonalds.

So, it's decided?

We do it now. Should probably kill him again first for the curse to works. Make him double dead.
Smite and curse Poketwo to be unable to gain abilities or use points and to work as a cashier in reality's first McDonalds with no hope of promotion. All points.

Assist in making him eternal cashier. Abilities related to selling food are fine, perhaps...

((All points? Are you sure? Reality and our selves won't survive another explosion from over-achievement.))

[Beirus]

((Yeah, that might be overkill. Changing it to 10 points, 5 point action and +5 bonus.))

[Paphi]

((McMaintenance Man is a much worse fate. Just sayin'.))

Conditional Action: Should reality fragment again, disregard reality-gate action and instead teleport all crony corpses and myself outside of reality.

[ShadowDragon]

PUT MYSELF BACK TOGETHER AGAIN

You remain dead.

Ugh, didn't invest enough points in the shield.  I guess that this is what I get for being a spendthrift.

Respawn at random.

[6] You are now a sapient subatomic particle.

Respawn. As android

[2] You respawn as normal.

This seems like a good time for a curse to be bestowed upon someone.

Agreed. Though he is dead. Along with everyone else. Revive, then curse?

We could curse him to never revive.

And what we would do with his restless ghost?

Make it work at reality's first McDonalds.

So, it's decided?

We do it now. Should probably kill him again first for the curse to works. Make him double dead.
Smite and curse Poketwo to be unable to gain abilities or use points and to work as a cashier in reality's first McDonalds with no hope of promotion. 5 point action and +5, so 10 points.

This seems like a good time for a curse to be bestowed upon someone.

Agreed. Though he is dead. Along with everyone else. Revive, then curse?

We could curse him to never revive.

And what we would do with his restless ghost?

Make it work at reality's first McDonalds.

So, it's decided?

We do it now. Should probably kill him again first for the curse to works. Make him double dead.
Smite and curse Poketwo to be unable to gain abilities or use points and to work as a cashier in reality's first McDonalds with no hope of promotion. All points.

Assist in making him eternal cashier. Abilities related to selling food are fine, perhaps...

((All points? Are you sure? Reality and our selves won't survive another explosion from over-achievement.))

[5+5+1] You apply that curse to every player. It only applies after this point in time, fortunately.

Respawn as a superior being. All points if needed.

[5] You do that.

Oh shit, what.

Teleport outside of reality and create gate systems to allow space criminals to access other fragments of reality.

((McMaintenance Man is a much worse fate. Just sayin'.))

Conditional Action: Should reality fragment again, disregard reality-gate action and instead teleport all crony corpses and myself outside of reality.

First action executed. [4] You build a few, but you don't have a lot of the needed materials.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 11
Sarrak: 21
Lielac: 19
Elephant Parade: 22
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
poketwo: 2
bigjaredmonkey: 22
LordSlowpoke: 25
taat: 4
AoshimaMichio: 5
Coolrune206: 17
TalonisWolf: 21
Nunzillor: 9

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Dead.
taat
  Alive.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Shattered into tiny pieces.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
    All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.

[poketwo]

RESPAWN THEN

[Paphi]

RESPAWN THEN

You have caused far too much trouble. I shall teleport your soul into the most horrifying and awful part of Cronus' Dreamspace I can find for no less than three turns. Before you respawn.

[Nunzillor]

Start accelerating until I am traveling faster than the speed of light, allowing me to escape into the past.  Quit my job at McDonald's (thanks guys).  2 points.

[Elephant Parade]

Turn Earth into a god using my divinity, as well as all earth, and myself by extension. All points.

[taat]

Make some really bad burgers

[Sarrak]

Turn Earth into a god using my divinity, as well as all earth, and myself by extension. All points.

(separate action)
Shield reality from inevitable Earth destruction +points needed

[ShadowDragon]

RESPAWN THEN

You have caused far too much trouble. I shall teleport your soul into the most horrifying and awful part of Cronus' Dreamspace I can find for no less than three turns. Before you respawn.

[1] You leave poketwo where they are.

RESPAWN THEN

Done. Your shift just came up.

Start accelerating until I am traveling faster than the speed of light, allowing me to escape into the past.  Quit my job at McDonald's (thanks guys).  2 points.

Turn Earth into a god using my divinity, as well as all earth, and myself by extension. All points.

You can't spend points right now.

Make some really bad burgers

[2] You make some good burgers.

Turn Earth into a god using my divinity, as well as all earth, and myself by extension. All points.

(separate action)
Shield reality from inevitable Earth destruction +points needed

[6] You freeze Earth in time.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 12
Sarrak: 22
Lielac: 20
Elephant Parade: 23
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
poketwo: 3
bigjaredmonkey: 23
LordSlowpoke: 26
taat: 5
AoshimaMichio: 6
Coolrune206: 18
TalonisWolf: 22
Nunzillor: 10

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Dead.
taat
  Alive.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Alive.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Shattered into tiny pieces.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
    All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
  Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.

[LordSlowpoke]

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