Voluntarily submit self to psyche examination.
[4] You do that, and nothing of note comes up.
Whoops. Mortal minds are so fragile... Add some bizarre substitude for thoughts into now-empty minds.
[5] You replace their minds with AIs dedicated to the sole purpose of waging war.
Mindless and maybe insane leaders? What a opportunity tragedy... Become human world leader. 2 points.
[4
+1] You convince humanity to have you as dictator.
Teleport some one armed rock star golems to earth.
[3] You teleport 10 to Earth.
Take a closer look at Earth.
[6] You scan it, find a worldwide civilization, and get fired at. [1] You get hit directly, heavily damaged, and thrown into interplanetary space.
Perform some jailbreaks.
[4] You get mostly out of prison.
Non-action events
[5] The war doesn't do much damage.
Beirus: 17
Sarrak: 17
Lielac: 14
Elephant Parade: 14
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
poketwo: 17
bigjaredmonkey: 14
LordSlowpoke: 17
taat: 5
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 9
TalonisWolf: 16
Nunzillor: 7
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Dictator of Earth.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 250 of which are on a spaceship.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Pizza has magical properties.
Laws
No notable changes.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
Star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war.
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
All humans have magical powers.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Heavily damaged.
Drifting in interplanetary space.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.