Run away from police to another country.
[5] The other country notices and welcomes you.
I am dissatisfied with "Small" army of robots. Make it into a "Huge" army of robots. 2 points.
[5
+1] They have too little power to run most of them.
((So why did you roll for me instead of rolling to see how far mortals got on the construction, since they can't disobey me?))
Try again. And command them to build a giant landing pad too. For the ship avatar. This command is for all sapient mortals (players not included).
I had no particular reason for executing your action the way I did.
[6] They build statues over farmlands, and build a landing pad that isn't very useful. You have now caused multiverse-wide famine.
Try the reprogramming action again,
but with 1 point for luck.
[2
+1] You set the value of meatbag happiness to 0. Non-meatbags are still considered, and the small robot remains incapable of acting.
PROD BEIRUS
WITH CHEESECAKE
[6] You detonate some cheesecake so it reaches as much of Beirus as possible.
Personally steal taat's gold.
[2] You teleport some rocks to you.
Perfect.
Influence some important minds to start the strife between new neighbors.
[2] You tell some random people to start a war. They ignore you.
Sit ontop the pile of gold and ponder the essence of landmines
[3] Well, they explode. That's interesting.
Scan life-bearing planets.
[2] You get no new information.
Get more power.
[2] You don't find any source of power.
Beirus: 11
Sarrak: 11
Lielac: 8
Elephant Parade: 8
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 6
poketwo: 11
bigjaredmonkey: 8
LordSlowpoke: 11
taat: 3
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 3
TalonisWolf: 10
Nunzillor: 10
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Leader of small pizza-based religion.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
In a famine.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Clear of mines.
Town
Being hit by a freak heatwave.
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Will need a lot of time to reach Earth.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Very low on power.