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End it.

3 (27.3%)

Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[bigjaredmonkey]

Yeah, but all b-ball rolls opposing Lyeos fail too if I remember right. Endless b-ball game.

i won the game, so i think that succeeds Lyeos' win all the time.

[Beirus]

Nah, endless b-ball game. It'll be great for ticket sales.

[Sarrak]

Nah, endless b-ball game. It'll be great for ticket sales.

Sadly, but only immortal beings could afford to watch even the first half of the game...

[ShadowDragon]

You have 3 turns, not counting this one, before the reboot.
This turn was posted before it was finished.

Steal all 104 DavetheGrave's points.

That doesn't work. But from time to time, someone must try affecting points again, eh?

look, that guy's not on the game any more. i call dibs on his points.

Doesn't matter, still doesn't work. All it gets you is a smiting from the GM.

Hey, I just remembered something. Doesn't Lyeos auto-win at b-ball?  What happens if Lyeos and monkey play b-ball?  Chaos Dunk?

Hey, I just remembered something. Doesn't Lyeos auto-win at b-ball?  What happens if Lyeos and monkey play b-ball?  Chaos Dunk?

all rolls opposing me fail, so i would auto win.

Yeah, but all b-ball rolls opposing Lyeos fail too if I remember right. Endless b-ball game.

Yeah, but all b-ball rolls opposing Lyeos fail too if I remember right. Endless b-ball game.

i won the game, so i think that succeeds Lyeos' win all the time.

Nah, endless b-ball game. It'll be great for ticket sales.

Nah, endless b-ball game. It'll be great for ticket sales.

Sadly, but only immortal beings could afford to watch even the first half of the game...

bigjaredmonkey being the winner only stops other beings from winning opposed rolls. It doesn't block ties. If I recall correctly, Lyeos's automatic victory does not involve a roll. As such, Lyeos would win the match.

Steal all 104 DavetheGrave's points.

Action fails due to manipulating points not working. Also your army rebels against you.

WAIT A 100 YEARS FOR MORE GOD GRANTING OAK TREES TO GROW

[1] You wander off, and return a week earlier.

Well then, if ascending is a thing, ascend to the apex of power. Use this new power to bring law to all corners of the universe. 15 points.

[6+12] You gain the ability to alter the entirety of reality in one way, but need to spend 3 points for anything lesser than that.

Teleport the cronies into Coolrune. +2

[5+2] The cronies die, and you accidentally teleport their remains in front of you.

Ask the hivemind to send me back in time.

Request given.

Send the horror-killer back in time.

[4] Horror-killer sent back.

Try to gain debugging abilities.

[1] You find that you can never have them.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Ethereal:127
Nunzillor:17
DaveTheGrave:105
The Froggy Ninja:26
Beirus:40
LordSlowpoke:49
darkpaladin109:58
Jack A T:49
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:76
Lyeos:38
Scotsmen:77
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:30
poketwo:34
Nosaneinme:104
BFEL:106
Coolrune206:16
BlitzDungeoneer:54
Sergarr:36
Spacefaye:104
4maskwolf:69
Humaan:19
Frostmoon:62
Elephant Parade:11
Alev:32
TalonisWolf:5
Salsacookies:45
Spinal_Taper:43
Paphi:14
drone1230:17
Lielac:5
bigjaredmonkey:2

Spoiler: Special abilities (click to show/hide)

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[Mind-wipe]
[Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[Shadowy presence]
[Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[Godeater]: No players recorded.
[On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[Stays down]
[Power lock]
[Ability lock]
Lyeos
[Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[Transmitter conversion]
Lielac
[Retain state]
GM
[New powers on demand]
[Blackout Ward]
[Stable existence]
[Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[Shattering power]

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.

Stats
Minimal defiance

Spoiler: Misc player notes (Highly incomplete) (click to show/hide)

This list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.

Ethereal
 Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
 I don't know what Nunzillor is.
 Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
 Maimed.
 Bones ground to fine paste.
 Alive. Somehow.
 Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
 Data being.
 Can alter reality.
 Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
 On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
 +3 to science, -1 to everything else.
 Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
 Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
 Mildly hallucinates.
 Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
 Greater god.
 Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
 Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
 Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
 High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
 Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
 Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
 +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
 A horror.
 Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
 Omniscient.
 Asleep.
 Was
  Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
  No physical form.
  +2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
  Not obviously a horror.
  Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
  Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
 Creations
  Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
   Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
   Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
   Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
   If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
  Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
 God. I think.
Lyeos
 God.
 Maimed.
 Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
 Has minions.
 Automatically wins any game of basketball that he is a player in.
Scotsmen
 Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
 Planet-sized dark matter.
 Can update and reprogram reality.
 Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
 Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
 Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
 Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
 Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
 Has great universe for acorn growing.
 Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
 Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
 God?
BFEL
 Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
 Can alter the entirety of reality in one way with an action.
 Cannot preform any lesser action without spending at least 3 points.
BlitzDungeoneer
 Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
 God.
 Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
 Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
 Nothing of note.
Humaan
 Overgod.
 Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
 Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
 Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
 Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
  How to use death of star for magical energy.
  How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
  How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
  How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
 4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
 Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
 Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
 Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
 In control of a grocery store.
 In control of a hardware store.
 Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
 Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
 Is reality.
 Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
 Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
 Nothing of note.
Paphi
 Ruler of Criminopolis.
 Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
 Can teleport almost anything.
 Always had only one arm.
 Is a demigod.
 Criminopolis
  Forest village on other planet.
  Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
 Has anti-fire aura.
 Has cryokinetic abilities.
bigjaredmonkey
 Is the winner, causing it to be impossible for any other being to win any opposed roll.
 Has army of plate mooks with poor security that has rebelled.

Spoiler: NPC notes (click to show/hide)

Horror-killer
 Colossal autonomous war-machine.
 +10 combat bonus.
 Can use just about anything as fuel.
 Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
 Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
 Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
 On.
 Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
 Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
 Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
 Can't alter own code.
 Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
 Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
 Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
 Has a few automated telescopes.
 Needs password to activate.
 Knows where some unfriendly beings with time machines are.
 Knows that the fire golem hivemind has a time machine.
 Far in the past.

Fire golem hivemind
 Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
 Can control vast amounts of light.
 Highly centralized.
 Wants to rule universe.
 Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
 Can teleport on massive scale.
 Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
 Knows some magic.
 Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
 Has some control over the time machine.
 Mind shifts in time.
 Spread thinly across reality.
 All of them are in the past.
 Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
 Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
 Has 0.875 stars worth of energy.
 Has large independent pocket dimension.

Giant spacial defect
 Is not actually a character.
 Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
 Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
 Cannot be in normal combat.
 Gone.

Star-harvester
 Incorporeal being.
 Capable of destroying stars.
 Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
 Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
 Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
 Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
 Has big godhood-granting tree.

Alev's clones
 Want control over reality.
 Are non-reality warping humans.
 Can't learn magic.
 Have a spaceship.
 Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
 Have good terraforming gear.
 Are dead.
 
Meta-killer
 Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
 Plans to kill self last.
 +14 combat bonus.
 No inherent prioritization of killers.
 Believes that nothing can harm them.
 Extreme megalomania.
 Dead.
 Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.

Horde of debuggers
 Weak reality warpers.
 Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
 66% are alive.
 Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
 Can never gain the ability to debug reality.

[Coolrune206]

Alter reality so that any actions negatively affecting other players gets canceled out. Forever.

LET'S JUST HAVE PEACE, SHALL WE?

Defend self if necessary. Necessary amount of points.

[poketwo]

KILL COOLRUNE BEFORE HE CAN GET MORE POWER, I AM A WEEK AT LEAST BEFORE HE DID IT!!!! REQUIRED POINTS!!!

[Beirus]

Become the new reality that the reboot will take place in, so that it has a place to occur in. Retain sentience and ability to affect things. 5 point action to also become immune to alteration, rest of my points as bonus.

[Paphi]

Demigodly make one big crony corpse.

[Elephant Parade]

Become god of magic. All points + all stars.

[LordSlowpoke]

REVERT MULTIVERSE TO TURN -10, +ALL

[Sarrak]

Become the new reality that the reboot will take place in, so that it has a place to occur in. Retain sentience and ability to affect things. 5 point action to also become immune to alteration, rest of my points as bonus.

My subconsciousness helps him with this, while adding features like Dreamspace 3.0 (alpha) as one of the external reality layers. It should be dormant until the start of the new universe, accumulating dreams of new sentients with its beginning. My eternal sleep should provide enough power for it to exist. 5 points (all points).

REVERT MULTIVERSE TO TURN -10, +ALL

... This can't go wrong if you'll roll 55. Right?

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Become the new reality that the reboot will take place in, so that it has a place to occur in. Retain sentience and ability to affect things. 5 point action to also become immune to alteration, rest of my points as bonus.

Use Dodge magic if this (or the death of reality) will otherwise kill me and the debuggers. 3 luck point
Give the debuggers debugging abilities. needed points plus 2 luck points

[TalonisWolf]

I, Reality, herefore commit Seppuku. I dying anyways, might as well mess with the other players now.

[bigjaredmonkey]

kill mook army commander to put myself back in charge, and raise the security. two points

[Nunzillor]

Give all things uncontrollably benevolent instincts.  All points.