Grant Roc my favor.
Also give him SHARP BONES and make him look eldtrich, but humanoid.
Favor granted. [2] You fail to warp Roc.
Go get some pie.
[6] You bind a shard of your divine essence into a pie. Your divine essence grows back quickly. The pie will have magical effects if a mortal eats it.
Go into hiding.
[2] The media keeps close track of you.
In an unthinkable twist of space, time and other dimensions, I shape myself into an eldritch god of Thoughts. 10 points.
[3+7] You ascend to the status of god of thoughts. You have near-complete control over mortal minds (+2 bonus to manipulating them.) but your other divine powers are weak, and you lack a physical form altogether.
Become the god of death, murder and rainbows. 5 points.
[2+2] Godhood gained.
PEW PEW
You leave the weapons aimed at the portal. You don't need to keep them aimed manually.
Appoint Froggy as head of the Bubblaria Militia.
[6] Froggy gains complete control over the militia.
Assert my position as the head of the company. Use however many points it takes to get a perfect 5 or 6. If this is not able to be done, then spend 4 points.
4 points spent. [3+4] You regain the position of head of the company, but most of the former leadership is still high up in it.
Grant Roc my favor.
Also give him tentacles and make him look eldtrich, but humanoid.
why tentacles?
Sit around.
[3] You sit on a sidewalk. It's not very comfortable.
Point totals
Ethereal:32
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:20
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:1
Lyeos:2
Scotsmen:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:11
poketwo:3
Nosaneinme:9
BFEL:11
Coolrune206:10
BlitzDungeoneer:5
Sergarr:5
Spacefaye:9