[Have alternate me drawl it's mighty weapon and use the consumed souls to rend the angel apart, as the UDC navy space ships surround it and blast it with anti-god weaponry +1 points for luck
(((what will happen once the ti me loop is over? Will we fuse with our alternate self or become our alternate self since this is past us coming up upon current us.)))
The alternate selves will just stop doing anything when the time loop ends.
[5
+1] You kill the archangel. It is immediately resurrected. A significantly more powerful angel starts watching you.
SECRET ACTION!
I am not allowing secret actions due to it being much harder for other players to know if they should be countered.
Spawn in hell and spend the needed points to smite the Coolrune that is a god in the present before he ascends to godhood. If that Collrune is not in the world yet then hunt for information about ways to weaken Satan.
Coolrune was a god at all points during turns 21 to 30. Due to that, I will execute your second action.
[5] You find that Satan mostly uses demonic and angelic magic. Demonic magic can be countered by religious things, but you will need a vast quantity of them or some sort of incredibly holy relic, such as the Ark of the Covenant. Angelic magic doesn't really have any major weaknesses, but you do find an amulet that grants immunity to it. These will not render Satan harmless or much easier to harm, but will make fighting him a lot easier.
Begin my journey east. Search for food and potential shelter as I travel. Keep an eye out for pie ingredients too.
[2] You find nothing but more wasteland.
Make the armor more pratical, +2 points
[5
+2] You modify it so that it's practical, then make several thousand copies.
Being omniscient sucks. I though for sure I would be able to clone myself infinitely without points.
Same action as before needed points
Spawn in hell and spend the needed points to smite the Npc (for now) Generally Me before he ascends to godhood. If that generally me is not in the world yet then hunt for information about ways to weaken Satan.
I'm so confused by this.
1. I'm not an npc
2. I'm not in hell
3. I'm not trying to ascend
4. Why are you trying to smite me?
3 points spent. [5] You copy yourself repeatedly without any side effects.
Beirus: 45
Nosaneinme: 8
AoshimaMichio: 22
Sarrak: 38
High tyrol: 45
endlessblaze: 37
Salsacookies: 41
poketwo: 45
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 24
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 8
Coolrune206: 8
DoctorMcTaalik: 18
conein: 8
H4zardZ1: 4
Whisperling: 16
Hiddenleafguy: 8
FallacyofUrist: 8
Megggas: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
Earth is devastated.
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
conein
Can control metal. (Gained t1)
Has several thousand suits of metal armour. (Gained t26)
spazyak
God of destruction and weapons.
Projects an aura that tries to destroy everything within a meter. (Both gained t3)
Is being watched by an very powerful angel.
Hiddenleafguy
Has an amulet that grants immunity to angelic magic. (Gained t23)