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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[spazyak]

((What with some people trying to react to actions before they happened, the chronology got mixed up. Let's just assume I'm in court.))

"I can speak for myself; you can keep the lawyer. First off, I believe I have a right to know exactly what I'm on trial for."

"Fair enough.  You are accused of attempting to incite rebellion and anarchy."

guys, bad new the court session is postponed till later. the accused will be pardoned if he helps protect earth from the orks and Nunzillor, I expect you to try and help some with your own army. Also please try and get the citizens to evacuate onto my ship so that we can get people away from the battle.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((What with some people trying to react to actions before they happened, the chronology got mixed up. Let's just assume I'm in court.))

"I can speak for myself; you can keep the lawyer. First off, I believe I have a right to know exactly what I'm on trial for."

"Fair enough.  You are accused of attempting to incite rebellion and anarchy."

I was simply exercising my rights to speech and assembly. If you insist on criminalizing that, then I'm afraid I must plead guilty.

[AoshimaMichio]

((Stop the god damn quote pyramids.))

[spazyak]

((What with some people trying to react to actions before they happened, the chronology got mixed up. Let's just assume I'm in court.))

"I can speak for myself; you can keep the lawyer. First off, I believe I have a right to know exactly what I'm on trial for."

"Fair enough.  You are accused of attempting to incite rebellion and anarchy."

I was simply exercising my rights to speech and assembly. If you insist on criminalizing that, then I'm afraid I must plead guilty.

so you are not at all, in any way, associated with the trade of guns? well then you can help with the evacuation of citizens whileNunzillor and i go and stop these orcs. Al who can fight are expected to help us.
starts long and epic speech
   Men, this may be a one way trip, but by ouur sacrifice we shall ensure the survival of humanity and our society. Fight hard knowing that if we utterly loose then all shall be lost. We will either win or die heroes. We shall be those spoken of in legend. We are the few that stayed to protect the many. I personally will do my best to stop the orks. Those that stay with me will help end this WAAAGH. Now who's with me on this! Who wishes to end the orks and protect our societies future!
   I am going to leave some lesser daemons and armies on the ship to help defend it. I will leave them under ashima's and the Coolrune's control. I ask that you guys take my ship and go far away, all my knowledge on stopping the warp beasts/eldritch horrors should be on the ships systems. find a hospitable planet and settle it.
God speed men. I hope that by our sacrifice you can make it

[spazyak]

((Stop the god damn quote pyramids.))

(((I know. I stopped after a while, sorry)))

[Nunzillor]

"There is a difference between innocuous assembly and assembly with malicious and unlawful intent.  The distinction (though clear) is important, and it will be further explored as the trial continues, during which we will prove that the accused wished for nothing more than for his actions to cause great harm to the free people of Hell. 

...is what I would say if this trial were continuing.  Unfortunately, the Orks appear to be rebelling.  Depending on future circumstances, and the extent of your involvement in the battle ahead, this trial may resume later."

Pacify the Orks using demonic army.  Use as little violence as possible.  Needed points +2.

"I'm with you.  Let's try not to do too much damage, though."

[spazyak]

"There is a difference between innocuous assembly and assembly with malicious and unlawful intent.  The distinction (though clear) is important, and it will be further explored as the trial continues, during which we will prove that the accused wished for nothing more than for his actions to cause great harm to the free people of Hell. 

...is what I would say if this trial were continuing.  Unfortunately, the Orks appear to be rebelling.  Depending on future circumstances, and the extent of your involvement in the battle ahead, this trial may resume later."

Pacify the Orks using demonic army.  Use as little violence as possible.  Needed points +2.

"I'm with you.  Let's try not to do too much damage, though."

"fine, though I fear these orks will be forever aggressive in their thirst for war. We could contain them, but knowing their nature, they would scavenge what they could and build space ships and weapons. this may....require their total annihilation."

[Coolrune206]

Create a staff to increase my healing power on individuals who are injured or near death.

[Nunzillor]

"I feel that genocide is not the answer... but let us see how the battle goes first."

[spazyak]

"I feel that genocide is not the answer... but let us see how the battle goes first."

I said that  I feared it would come to that. let's try to contain them first.

[Nosaneinme]

This shouldn't Stop by from MAD SCIENCE!/Sorcery, I mean use the Sorcery to unseal, with Four Point in hand, My Sorcery will unseal my Monster which Allow to make To my Feet to near unexpected planet

[spazyak]

This shouldn't Stop by from MAD SCIENCE!/Sorcery, I mean use the Sorcery to unseal, with Four Point in hand, My Sorcery will unseal my Monster which Allow to make To my Feet to near unexpected planet

you couldn't possibly be speaking about unleashing the horror, are you? It's not like you could even find it.

[spazyak]

Hey orks I'll let ya go if you take out nosanime! It'll be a good fight. The only reasion I'm requesting this is that I have reports that he is going to unleash another eldritch horror

[poketwo]

Hey orks I'll let ya go if you take out nosanime! It'll be a good fight. The only reasion I'm requesting this is that I have reports that he is going to unleash another eldritch horror

"WE'S GONNA TAKE YA OUT FIURST!"

[ShadowDragon]

Mass produce anti-mind-control jewels and distribute them to all deities of any power, prioritizing coolrune's clones.
Also join angels guarding the court room.

[4] You get all of Coolrune's clones to wear anti-mind-control jewels, sized so that they fit on them. You then go to the courtroom.

Mass produce anti-mind-control jewels and distribute them to all deities of any power, prioritizing coolrune's clones.
Also join angels guarding the court room.

assist him. i can help you I think the seals I made to prevent the eldritch horror from controlling us could be re purposed into a general anti mind control protection.

attempt to remove my sensitivity to religious simbals and holy objects and such+1 point as I am not messing with any laws of physics and base rules, just something i couldn't change without points

But it says i set him free, dangit!

stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.

send orcs and daemons to stop him!
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!

punching world intensifies

send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitor

"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!


WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cum un now. Yu boyz get moor dakka and moor foighting by working with me. I also is strongest and biggest. you small puny wimp!

bitch slap bitch slap bitch slap!

These are multiple actions, and as such will not be executed.

Ok change the favour to a peaceful minor favour like helping create a planet. Then race.

They agree to those terms. [4 vs. 2 vs. 4 vs. 4] You, God, and Timothy all reach the end at the exact same time.

But it says i set him free, dangit!

stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.

send orcs and daemons to stop him!
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!

punching world intensifies

send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitor

"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!


WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There is a difference between innocuous assembly and assembly with malicious and unlawful intent.  The distinction (though clear) is important, and it will be further explored as the trial continues, during which we will prove that the accused wished for nothing more than for his actions to cause great harm to the free people of Hell. 

...is what I would say if this trial were continuing.  Unfortunately, the Orks appear to be rebelling.  Depending on future circumstances, and the extent of your involvement in the battle ahead, this trial may resume later."

Pacify the Orks using demonic army.  Use as little violence as possible.  Needed points +2.

"I'm with you.  Let's try not to do too much damage, though."

5 points spent by Nunzillor. [2 vs. 5+2] Nunzillor manages to calm down poketwo's army of orks. Via reality warping. They're still no longer under the rule of spazyak.

You did set him free.  However, his action clearly stated that he wanted to report to the trial.  So he did.

suddently conein realizes punching the world is clearly the dumbest thing to do, and he goes kill eldritch horrors.

You can't reach any eldritch abominations right now.

Create a staff to increase my healing power on individuals who are injured or near death.

[1] You create a staff that kills any mortals it touches.

This shouldn't Stop by from MAD SCIENCE!/Sorcery, I mean use the Sorcery to unseal, with Four Point in hand, My Sorcery will unseal my Monster which Allow to make To my Feet to near unexpected planet

[2+3] You break your horror's seal in a way that makes it nearly impossible to reseal.

Request clarified orders.

Done.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 28
Nosaneinme: 1
AoshimaMichio: 8
Sarrak: 23
High tyrol: 28
endlessblaze: 20
Salsacookies: 24
poketwo: 28
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 3
Coolrune206: 6
DoctorMcTaalik: 8
conein: 4

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is reality.
  Doesn't have very fine control over himself.

spazyak
  A construct of demonic magic.
  Also a demon.
  Can use magic.
  Repelled by religious stuff.
  Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
  Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
  Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
  Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
  Has a forge world.
  Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.

endlessblaze
  A god.

High tyrol
  Private in Bubblaria's military.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has small company of mercenaries.
  Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
  Has basic demonic magic.

Generally me
  Omniscient.
  Interstellar-scale reality-warper.
  Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
  Has one-use immunity to reboots.

Nosaneinme
  Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
  On Earth.

Sarrak
  Can tell which dimension he is in.
  Can reply to telepathy.
  Merged with hell.
  In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
  Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.

Coolrune206
  Major god of healing.
  Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
  Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
  Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.

Nunzillor
  Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
  Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
  Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.

AoshimaMichio
  An archangel.
  Will be revived by angels if killed.
  May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
  Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.

Paphi
  All of a planet's moons.
  Has a lot of eldritch power.

DoctorMcTaalik
  On trial.
  Has angered a lot of demon lords.

conein
  A superhero.
  Can fly.
  Is nearly invulnerable.
  Has greatly increased strength.

poketwo
  An ork.
  Rules an army of orks.