Become the next Michael Jordan, except as a shoggoth. Five. Points.
[3+5] You now automatically win any basketball game you play in.
((Is Dave immune to smiting? It isn't magic, it's god power. Also, that curse will never be lifted.))
Go drink some tea.
[1] Any tea that gets close to you is destroyed by your presence.
((How powerful is Dave without points?))
Shoot at incoming threats to the city that is no longer mine.
[3] You fire through the portal that got you here, killing some of the monstrosities.
((So I should just trap him in an inescapable cage that could only be escaped by using at least 3 points? ))
That would work. But lifting the curse could be done with only 5 points. There's a loophole. Of course, that would need someone to help him.
Wait for more points
Done.
Ascend to godhood, spending 5 points.
[3+2] You are a god now.
Test the BUC of the Halberd are the closet altar.
[1] You find an altar. It doesn't flash when it hits the altar.
acquire nuclear explosives without getting caught. 2points, 1 for action, 1 for bonus.
[1+1] You fail to find where nukes are kept.
Challenge the leader of the monstrosities to a duel, and win. 4 points.
[1+4+2 vs. 2+2] You defeat Sarrak in a duel. Both you and him survive.
Punch Ethereal in the face to establish superiority.
[5 vs. 4] After a long fight, you punch Ethereal in the face.
Point totals
Ethereal:25
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:13
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:4
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:7
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:3
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:18
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:10
poketwo:7
Nosaneinme:2
BFEL:4
Coolrune206:14
BlitzDungeoneer:2
Sergarr:4