I think modern cinema has ruined me.
I watched Jurassic Park with my mom over dinner tonight. And after the big finale of the two velociraptors and the T-Rex, fighting over the bones of the big dinosaurs, the cast drives away and gets in a helicopter and fly away.
And I couldn't help thinking "Wait, that was it? Isn't there a bigger finale?" Like my brain actually expected, I dunno, Dr. Grant to dive on the back of a T-Rex with a knife and stab it and hold on for dear life while it thrashes around, and velociraptors with firing lasers from their heads are doing back flips through the frame. Or pterodactyls attacking the helicopter while it's flying through the gorge.
But no, that's the all the sequels and threequels where all that happens.
Looking back, despite all the ghee-whiz CGI that made that movie (which still honestly holds up), I think it was like one of the last, honest blockbusters before CGI and sheer bombastic action completely took over. Watching the action in JP and how it's choreographed and stuff, it seems so...plain and kinda quaint by today's standards. Like actual actors doing realistic and practical stunts, believable tension. (Although I couldn't help but kinda laugh as I realize the height of the movie's action is basically the cast awkwardly hanging from bones suspended from the ceiling.)