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[flabort]

Watch the igloo entrance. If anyone comes near my igloo, whip up a nasty batch of scalding steam, bash their head in, and chew their arm. Drag them inside so that which igloo is still obscured.

[IcyTea31]

Go south.

[Beirus]

((Huh. Me, Derm, and the arm tentacle guy could form a team of body manipulators/body horrors or something. If I survive a few turns, I'm gonna try to see if I can form weapons out of my arm bones. Or maybe bone armor.))

"Hellooo? Anybody here?"

Call out to see if anybody is around. Coulda sworn I saw that gnoll run through here. Test out the bone shooting again by aiming at a snowman, or maybe an igloo, but don't go near the igloos. Defend my self with bone control/shooting powers if attacked.

[Crimson]

((Huh. Me, Derm, and the arm tentacle guy could form a team of body manipulators/body horrors or something. If I survive a few turns, I'm gonna try to see if I can form weapons out of my arm bones. Or maybe bone armor.))

((Maybe, if I can survive that long with all of this attacks...))

Get to the center of the area and try to experiment with my new 'companion'.

[TamerVirus]

Interlude

Tales from the email box I

TO: DRJ1911@OculonMedia.com
FROM:firebird7@OculonMedia.com
RE: Device Outputs

Director Jenkins,
As per your directive, the various outputs of the shortwave multivariate multiversal dimensional point access generator and the response of the research team has been recorded for your reference:

30x Loaves of bread (stored in mess hall B5)
5x Empty bottles of Captain Morgan brand spiced rum (sent to recycling)
1x Preserved human spinal column (sent to medical waste disposal)
6x Cans of "Gomorrah Cola" (Stored in Refrigerated Storage 2C)
1x Hostile Ailuropoda melanoleuca, Giant panda bear, colored blue and orange (Eliminated by onsite security, stored in Refrigerated Storage 2C)
2x "Jellified" bananas (Stored in Dry Storage 4A)
1x Bandai WonderSwan, inoperative (Requisitioned by Junior Researcher Kwan)
1x Wooden cup, blood stained. (Disposed)
1x "Antiquated Blending Device", inoperative, dated to 40AD (Requisitioned by Product R&D)
300g pure cocaine (Requisitioned by the Accounting Department)

It is becoming increasingly apparent that our device is tapping into a series of "themed" universes as well as aberrant, random universes. It is hypothesized that our device also transcends time, allowing for the generation of items from the same universe, but different time periods.

Regards,
Researcher Walsh

[Unholy_Pariah]

do stuff and defend self if necessary

((Yay for jellied bananas. Because televisions plus remote controlled microwaves.))

[IcyTea31]

((What about the mountain? Are they trying to cover their tracks on that one?))

[TamerVirus]

((These are emails at various points in time, mountain may or May not have already spawned))

[TamerVirus]

Missing only scapheap's action

[Dermonster]

The suggested course of action is to skip people if they haven't responded in a while and aren't vital to the making of a turn.

[Unholy_Pariah]

If hes near you and your attacking he seens pretty darn vital to me.

[Dermonster]

Hm?


On another note, GM still hasn't filled the status spoiler.

[Unholy_Pariah]

You have AoE lava blood vessels and it seems you, scapheap and i were all stalking the mafioso, therefore if you were to attack.. lets say me.. scapheap woupd need to be able to post his collateral damage dodging action.

[Dermonster]

*Quietly notes that my blood vessel things are AoE*

[Unholy_Pariah]

I have a feeling someones gonna hate me down the track for making you aware of this...

Im gonna go find some shields to strap to my everything.