"Suddenly, being stranded in low Kano orbit doesn't seem all that bad. Gonna try something guys. Hold on."
If I can see the armored police vehicles, attempt to rip one of the tires off the lead vehicle, and steer it into a collision with the other cars.
Ok. I want you to go on google earth right now. Seriously, go. I want you to zoom out to low orbit and then spin the globe around to be on the opposite side of the world as where you live. Now try to imagine the exact location of your house on that globe. Exactly. Now spin the globe around, find the place you imagined and zoom in on it directly.
Did you get exactly your house? No?
Well then perhaps you should reconsider attempting to hit a moving fucking target from the other side of the fucking planet when you have no fucking idea where that target is in relation to your fucking zero-g freewheeling self.
For your Fucking Health.
"Basement team, you need to get out of the city in order to get picked up. So get moving and be quiet about it."
Right, [Unholy_Pariah's character {Sorry x_x}], I'll take point from here on out.
Take point; move along with the rest. Keep aware of surroundings.
Continue awaiting pickup. Lead basement team even further from the city if necessary.
If no pickup arrives, go watch the news in curtains house.
Okay.
Get out of the city and make the rest of team head to the pickup area too, silently. Take Pancaek with me. Wait for the shuttle away from the city.
Also take the semi-dead guy if no one does.
"Yaaay~ time to get out of this place."
Get dragged along by Renen. Await sweet extraction
Follow team to pickup point.
Okay.
Get out of the city and make the rest of team head to the pickup area too, silently. Take Pancaek with me. Wait for the shuttle away from the city.
Also take the semi-dead guy if no one does.
The Basement crew immediately turns and makes a break for it, running, benny hill style, straight into the wilderness.
At this point you're basically far enough away that all you have to do is wait for pickup. So you can decide if you want to keep posting or just wait for everyone else to catch up.
"I'll see if I can do something."
use the goop thrower to leave a sticky trail behind, if that's not how the thrower works just stay out of the way.
You could try that, but it would require opening the back hatch of the APC. You wanna do that?
Tape a smoke grenade to the roof and activate it, then toss a goop grenade behind us, as general bossyboots suggests. Make sure not to actually stick my head out there or anything. Just the grenades.
I wonder what happens if you die.
Maybe you can't. Maybe you just come back and everything happens all over again.
Yttra glances briefly at Hasala and Kyle. Kyle doesn't quite look fully dead yet, but it's probably just a matter of time.
Don't think smokes will work. Goop might, though.
Get back inside the APC. Take a flashbang, and toss it high up behind the APC out of the hatch. When I hear it go off, peek out and try to shoot out a tire of the lead car with the shotgun.
Yttra starts handing grenades up to Taddok who starts priming them and hurling them out the hatch.
"Flashbang! Frag! Flashbang! Goop! Frag! ANOTHER FUCKING FLASHBANG!" Taddock yells as he throws grenades out one after another. The last one he does is a smoke grenade which he wedges in the hatch, pulling his hand back in as the bullets start clanging off the metal near his fingers.
"MAKE A WALL!"
prepare riot shield for incoming fire if others available direct their users to do so or move them myself
You grab all the riot shields you can find and start wedging them up against the back door, yanking them out of people's hands half the time.
The sound of the grenades going off behind the APC partially muffles the gunfire, but it can't drown out the sound of the rounds impacting the armor of the vehicle. The back wall of the apc starts to distort as the larger rounds punch dents into the metal. A handful of rounds even manage to punch their way through, throwing crazy light beams into the dull red light of the APC. The Riot shields hold for the moment, gauss rounds impacting and throwing spiderweb cracks over their clear surfaces.
"If you'd like to shoot back, now would be the time." The driver calls from the front, seemingly unperturbed.