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#1 Realistic (ex. stab in the gut is a stab in the gut)

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#1 Statistics (ex. stab in the gut deals 75 damage)

5 (5.6%)

#1 Comical Statistics (ex. stab in the gut deals 75 damage plus has a 75 appear above your head for a few seconds)

18 (20%)

#2 Respawn part is done.

9 (10%)

#2 Poll has not been reset so combat can continue.

11 (12.2%)

#2 However, drop your second vote down here to be fair to early voters for combat.

19 (21.1%)

Total Members Voted: 50

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Kyle eventually gets around to saying something.
"Then... Am I gay for thinking you're pretty?"

Zanzetkuken looks over at KJ in shock, jaw repeatedly opening and closing, giving the appearance of trying to say something, before returning to the previous position, face partially buried, muttering as her cheeks flushed, "Oh dear god this cannot be happening.  What the hell did I do for this to happen..."

(Happened immediately after comment was made.  Ninjas prevented it from it being the next post.)

(Edit: made a slight modification to the appearance to add skin tone.)

[kj1225]

((Sorry. At least I'm incredibly obvious!))

[WillowLuman]

(The eastern door from the first room?)

HugoLuman stares, horrified. "I think... I think I'll just sit down now."

[kj1225]

((Yes, from the first room.))

[SOLDIER First]

"Okay, quick recap:
We're trapped in some alternate dimension place with no contact to the outside world, death is possible and we get another appearance after said death.

Fuck me."

[kj1225]

"Guys!"
Kyle yells causing the oni to look at him. It raises it's club in a menacing manner.

[SOLDIER First]

"Shit, right."

SB runs over to the door and aims at the oni with his BB rifle.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Zanzetkuken looks up and sees a couple of people still standing around at the entrance.  "Well, what are you doing there?  Help them so they don't end up like me!"

[Arcvasti]

**So you ARE Zanzutkuken. Thats a relief. I was almost afraid dying would have negative consequences.**

"Guys!"

"Well, what are you doing there?  Help them so they don't end up like me!"

**Sigh.On it.**
Arcvasti runs through the door to the room and pokes the oni sharply in the hand with his stick.

[WillowLuman]

"Crap, What did you do!?" Hugo runs over to see a towering humanoid with a massive club. "Can we all just stick together for once?"

So much weird shit was happening, but he'd have to deal with it later. It was panic time. Again. Stopping himself before crossing the threshold, he ducked into the werewolf room to grab the shillelagh before charging back.

[SOLDIER First]

SB pulls the trigger on his rifle, and without a sound, nothing at all happens.

"Fuck! Safety was on."

He turns off said safety and actually shoots the oni in the head.

[kj1225]

The Oni looks unimpressed as it looks at the smaller humanoid who jabbed it with a stick. It isn't given time to attack as Kyle charges at it causing it to swing at him causing the clone to dissipate into smoke and allowing the real Kyle to (30) (31) score a glancing blow to it's knee ultimately distracting it from the other man entirely.

(17) (44) SB however is very lucky as he manages to hit the unlucky oni in the with his shot.

[SOLDIER First]

SB pulls the trigger on his rifle, and without a sound, nothing at all happens.

"Fuck! Safety was on."

He turns off said safety and actually shoots the oni in the head.

[kj1225]

((*Ahem*))

[Arcvasti]

Arcvasti pokes the oni again, this time in the knee, taking its attention away from Kyle and buying time for Sentient Bowtie to reload his gun.