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#1 Realistic (ex. stab in the gut is a stab in the gut)

28 (31.1%)

#1 Statistics (ex. stab in the gut deals 75 damage)

5 (5.6%)

#1 Comical Statistics (ex. stab in the gut deals 75 damage plus has a 75 appear above your head for a few seconds)

18 (20%)

#2 Respawn part is done.

9 (10%)

#2 Poll has not been reset so combat can continue.

11 (12.2%)

#2 However, drop your second vote down here to be fair to early voters for combat.

19 (21.1%)

Total Members Voted: 50

[kj1225]

Kyle walks away.

[SOLDIER First]

SB hucks a sandwich at it.

[WillowLuman]

"Oh god. We're in the weird part of youtube..."

[Propman]

The cabinet that the group had entered wouldn't budge. They were trapped within the room. Propman glanced at the curious being as he tried to remember what the heck it reminded him of. He looked at the assortment of foods and tried to find what might be considered a sandwich to the being, unaware at SB's finding and subsequent throwing of the blocky foodstuff, which took him aback.

The pumpkin grabbed the sandwich mid-air and started to munch on it voraciously, loudly slobbering and slurping in front of the group. A popping noise resonated from within their heads.

"Give me the water."

[kj1225]

Kyle tries killing the pumpkin.

[Propman]

Unfortunately, the attack glances off of the pumpkin's side, as if he swung at solid stone. The pumpkin glared at Kyle, grappled onto his arm, and threw him across the room, causing the ninja to skid onto the smooth floor and collide against the wall, bruising his legs in the process and lightly denting his helm.

"No! I don't want that!"

The Pumpkin's vacant stare returned, and he looked back at the assortment of food.

[WillowLuman]

"Wait! I know how this works. I remember it from Youtube." HugoLuman gingerly picks up the "water" and hands it to the pumpkin man. "I really hope that wasn't the milk. I honestly can't tell."

[Propman]

The pumpkin man grabbed onto the glass and throwed it into his mouth, a horrid crunching noise resulting as he chomped it down like it was a piece of meat. Glass shards flew from the fiend's resulting messy eating, throwing shrapnel across the room and forcing the group to duck down in order to avoid harm. Another popping noise, and another demand. Propman was all too familiar with the game now, having been struck by it firsthand in one of his earlier forum escapades.

"Give me the eggs!"

The Hungry Pumpkin slammed his fist onto the table with enough force as to jolt the foods around a bit, mixing around the order ever so slightly. He seemed to had grown slightly from the last meal.

[WillowLuman]

"Let's hope this isn't one where the King of Hyrule rolls up and does a drive by of the diner or something."

[kj1225]

Kyle sits in the corner drinking sake.

[Arcvasti]

Arcvasti just sort of stands and stares.

**Why. How. What.**

[Propman]

Propman remained silent as he prodded the dish of eggs near the pumpkin and braced for the resulting crunching. Bits of plate ricocheted off his hat, and the pumpkin bloated ever slightly more, requesting several other dishes and dwindling the pile before the final two articles of "food" remained.

"Give me the butter."

Two yellow, vague bricks were all that remained. None of them looked particularly like butter, but he presumed one of them was cheese.

[WillowLuman]

(ninjas)

"It's some kind of edutainment flashgame that winds up in youtube poops... er, inane youtube parody things. Now, the question is whether we're in a YTP or the flash game..." Hugoluman looks at the vague bricks, then at the pumpkin thing. "Erm... mind if I taste one?"

[Propman]

The pumpkin just blankly stared.

"Uh, I don't think this pumpkin has enough of a vocabulary on it to answer those sort of questions."

He waved his hand around the creature's face, yet it didn't respond. The buccaneer attempted to smell the two objects, yet neither of them gave any scent whatsoever.

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman puts his tongue to one. "Tastes very faintly like incredibly bland dairy. So, could be either." He looks at kyle, seeing he has the most protection of all of them. "Er, Kyle, you want to try?"