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[Fen]

Fen McNoble has mandated the construction of figurines!
Fen McNoble has forbidden the export of figurines!
Fen McNoble has organized a party at Granite Table!
"Okay, so Urist, you're the rogue, and Cerol is playing a barbarian..."

[itg]

Clear glass coffins. Don't ask why...

[Tawa]

[doesn'texist] hereby mandate anteater fur backpacks![/doesn'texist]

[Oris Mador]

Memorial slabs.
Why? No reason...

[misko27]

Coins. Gold Coins, Silver Coins, Platinum, all of them!

[BoredVirulence]

Something tells me I would mandate a large number of platinum bins.
And of course forbid export.
Also, probably a nethercap bed. And aluminum toy forges.

You know, this does sound like a fun job...
*Upset by not having enough weapon racks lately*
*Was flustered by a lesser's pretentious sleeping arrangements recently*

[misko27]

nethercap

Oh Lord I forgot sweet nethercap. This. I'd make tons of things out of this.

[Michael]

Kimberlite mechanisms.

Color-coded levers are cool, and dark blue is the hardest color to get while still being theoretically possible.

[TheDarkStar]

*sees 500 blocks of platinum on the map*

"I want 1000 platinum cages!"

*forbids export of cages and import of platinum*

[Tawa]

Tawarochir has mandated the creation of featherwood toy hammers.

Tawarochir has forbidden the creation of warhammers [insert all weapons here].

Tawarochir has forbidden the export of toy hammers.

[TheBeardyMan]

TheBeardyMan has mandated the production of Bumble Bee Wax Crowns.

P.S. Not because I actually make them; just because it's the ultimate thing for a Dwarf Fortress Noble to mandate to troll the player. Seriously, is there anyone who doesn't think wax worker has overtaken the likes of cheese maker and soap maker as the most useless profession?

[Findulidas]

Gold statues, because having a gold statue is just awesome in itself. Bismuth bronze is also fine because I think it has a neat color scheme in the game and the end result of the mixed bars is worth three times as much as the components, which satisfies my dwarven greed.

Its not blood for the blood god im my games, its gold for the greed god.

[gigaraptor487]

1000 Beds, need somewhere to lay my 1000 backs after a hard day of 'work' as a noble.

[PDF urist master]

bright green mugs. Only one material is bright green in vanilla so it'll be a bitch for the peons to find.

[slothen]

my mandate is always fancy architecture.  Not as in architecture score, but before I set up a real defense, I'm thinking about making bedrooms overlooking the caverns, hallways with multiple z-levels of open space above them, things like that.