"Nah, that's stupid."
Root beer and pretzels, please!
[5]You're not even in the city right now, where do you think you could get any of those?
(Oh GREAT,another deity,uhhhhh)
Stab her and eat her heart as well.
[9]You lunge at Hera, but she dodges and runs away. "
You monster."
Put it on and fly around town looking for heroic oppotunity
[4]Your exosuit doesn't actually have any form of flight built in. It only increases your strength, and is not even very agile.
realise its my mothers birthday and contact her to wish her a happy birthday
[3]You reach into your pocket, and notice someone has stolen your phone.
Still, that was great. Go down to see the destuction up close.
The whole island is now pretty much nothing but wet sand. The lagoon is still there.
Hold up sign that reads "Uh oh" and face the fourth wall.
[13]You are quite Wile indeed. Cerberus is extremely confused by your act, turning his heads to the fourth wall, giving you an opportunity.
"$15 and we have a deal."
[6]"Look, the payment is mostly nominal anyway; the true reward is supposed to be saving the planet by recycling your scrap. 10 dollars."
Perhaps... yes! This is my best idea to date!
Put myself in actual danger by going down to the flames and stepping into a giant fire. Then see if I become pyrokinetic and can extinguish the flames.
[9]You run into the fire like a maniac. your gundam starts heating up...
Get out of bed.
[20]You stand up, almost hitting your head on the top of your tent.
PPD?
Posts per day. At the time of writing, yours is an impressive 37. Compare that to my 3,229, though that is mostly because I've had bouts of not posting for months.