Am I allowed to wake up now?
Yeah, sure. You miss all the good parts of the dream, but wake up.
Get in a fist fight.
And win.
[12]Did You Just Punch Out Zeus?Inspect the ones I picked.
"What do we have here?"
Most of them are exceptionally strong, fast or smart, but one in particular strikes odd. It seems that his/her attributes have not been decided yet. Specifying what kind of a sidekick might give him/her a face...
Fall asleep and experience consequences for eating magical veggies.
[7]You have the mother of all
Mushroom Sambas. It doesn't seem to have any other effects, though. Maybe those veggies need more than just eating to activate their powers?
((Weird, I thought Radroaches are an lot smaller than Adults of the species of humans called homo sapiens))
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapiens
Disclaimer: My definition of a "radroach" may vary from the ones you know from popular culture.
Have a small breakdown on the futility of this all.
[16]You fall to your knees and shout "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" for no particular reason. You feel someone or something is feeling pity on you, as a giraffe appears in front of you and promptly jumps into the volcano. "
Oh, don't feel bad, have a giraffe...oh, no, no...oh dear. Carp it."
Well, it was a nice city while it lasted. I guess. Wait, the feather...
Try and somehow "absorb" one of the phoenix feathers. Then use the resulting pyrokinesis to force the fire to extinguish itself.
[6]You can't seem to be able to absorb it. Perhaps it has a specific condition to do so?
"No no no! This isn't a robbery! I just want to sell this sword. How much will you buy it for, or do you know someone who would buy it?"
[4]"Buy
that?! BUY
THAT?! BAHAHAHAHAHA! No, I don't know anybody who would be so stupid. Listen, nobody wants to buy a sword they cannot even lift. Swords like that are almost impossible to resell."