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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Go punch an radroach or something that's hostile

[Worldmaster27]

Realize I went to the wrong house, and go to my real home.

[Varee]

i shout for him to go fill the pool and head to my bedroom

[Shadestyle]

Finish carrot, Burrow to new vegetable.   If Cerberus notices me, say "Eh, what's up doc" by spontaneously learning only that line in English.

[IcyTea31]

Well, this is a dream, so fly.

[9]

Suddenly, you sprout wings. You flap them joyously, which is not exactly how you're supposed to take flight from a dive. You manage to get some control over your falling.

Fight crime.

[6]

Very little crime to fight is going on right now, seeing as how any crimes would literally be done in broad daylight.

Silly god hiding behind all your lightning bolts,I declare thee a coward!

[20]

"A coward?! Nobody calls me a coward! I challenge you to a game of Chicken! Get in your ride and get on the track."

"Alright, where should I meet you?"

Using the cultivated stem cells, grow about 20 more phoenix feathers and take them with me to wherever the soldier says to go.  Use the Gundam to get there.

[4]

Your lab seems to have caught fire, and your stem cells burn.

Go investigate.

[6]

The rumbling gets more serious as even the ground starts to move. The tree swings, throwing you off your feet.

Go punch an radroach or something that's hostile

[7]You think of finding and punching a radroach, but the empty white plane seems rather...empty. However, as you think this, a large insect appears in front of you and charges towrds you.

Realize I went to the wrong house, and go to my real home.

[13]
Phew, you were scared for a moment there. Your apartment building is standing just fine. You enter your apartment.

i shout for him to go fill the pool and head to my bedroom

[6]

You hear a gurgled "Yes, sir!" and more thumping from your yard and take to your bedroom.

Finish carrot, Burrow to new vegetable.   If Cerberus notices me, say "Eh, what's up doc" by spontaneously learning only that line in English.

[15]

You are noticed, but you confuse Cerberus with an excellent impression of Bugs Bunny and run to a new vegetable, a blue radish.

[Sarrak]

Head to the sea instead.

[blazing glory]

Do so.

[Worldmaster27]

Get my sword and armor, then go to the shopkeeper.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Find me a sidekick.

[Nunzillor]

My work!

Try and at least salvage a single stem cell by grabbing the fire extinguisher and putting out the fire.  If that doesn't work, just leave on the Gundam.

[Shadestyle]

Damn, the Fraggles are going to hate me for this. Eat as much as I can, and run

[Varee]

I go sit on my bed and turn on the tv

[Lyeos]

Gracefully glide to a platform.

[IcyTea31]

Head to the sea instead.

[12]

You head to the beach. In the distance, you see a huge tsunami approaching. You figure it will take about 3 turns before it lands.

Do so.

[17]

You get on your mountaineering car, drive some way away, and face Zeus in his chariot. You stare each other down, then accelerate and whip your vehicles forward, respectively.

Get my sword and armor, then go to the shopkeeper.

[18]

You grab your BFS and ponder its street legality for a moment. Your concentration breaks as you realize you can't lift it anyway, much less use it as an actual weapon.

Find me a sidekick.

[12]

'Oi, BlitzDungeoneer needs a sidekick. Any volunteers?

My work!

Try and at least salvage a single stem cell by grabbing the fire extinguisher and putting out the fire.  If that doesn't work, just leave on the Gundam.

[14]

You grab your extinguisher and cover pretty much every surface in the lab with the powder. A lot of the samples seem to be fine, you grab a few Phoenix Downs and leave on the Gundam for the crawlie-infested city.

Damn, the Fraggles are going to hate me for this. Eat as much as I can, and run

[14]

You eat all sorts of weird vegetables and leg it. You feel a bit strange.

I go sit on my bed and turn on the tv

[5]

You don't actually have a TV in your bedroom. Someone needs to move it if you want to watch it here.

Gracefully glide to a platform.

[20]

You land on one of the platforms. Dozens of red eyes glow in the darkness ahead of you.

[Lyeos]

"Guys, you're on the wrong platform. The line for pizza is three down, one to the left."