Call the army. Do they recommend that we evacuate? Will they assist? If they seem reluctant to help, mention to them that the lab is developing technology that may help fight the aliens.
[15]"How about you'll get some of those things you've been developing and come help us? We've already evacuated the city, but we're going to lose it if you don't help."
Notice how late it is and get to bed to sleep.
[19]You go and sleep. It's a lucid dream. An empty white plane stretches to the horizon.
Take a nap somewhere.
[20]You take a nap on a park bench. You dream of falling. Falling, evermore. At times, platforms scoot past you, but too fast to grab onto any.
Do vigilante stuff.
[17]You return to the Blitzcave, grab your gear and climb a high building to brood on the overlook. A small queue of other dark vigilantes are waiting for their turns behind you.
Oh my. I'm dead sure that it will erupt today... And I can't miss such occurrence! Prepare snacks and a window with great view on volcano. But keep controller close just in case.
[4]You feel another distant rumble, but the volcano doesn't seem to do anything...
Send off yo mama jokes.
[8]"Yo mama's so stupid, yo papa ate her 'cos he didn't want to have a son!" "
That is true. How is it relevant? I'm starting to think you're not worth killing, maybe it'd be worse for you to let you live..."
time to hide out, Sustain yourself on that carrot and do nothing else for a day, or until Cerberus gives up.
[11]You eat the polka carrot and wait. Cerberus is still chained to the garden, he's not going anywhere.
Press the open front door intercom button
[6]You open the gate and the door. You hear a thump from outside.
Go back to my house to scrounge up some more money.
[1]You return home, and...hold on. Where's your house?! All that's left is the foundation and a few broken pipes and wires sticking out from it.
Hide in the woods from the creepie crawlies.
[20]You run into the woods. You hear someone calling your name from a direction.
Important GM note: I'll have to slow down the updates, the current frequency doesn't quite fit my schedule. That, and I'm running low on ideas.