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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Author Topic: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability  (Read 91947 times)

Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #615 on: June 27, 2014, 07:33:52 am »

Have a well-deserved rest.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Varee

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #616 on: June 27, 2014, 08:18:50 am »

Order butler to fill the pool and take a nap
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #617 on: June 27, 2014, 08:39:09 am »

leave the city and wait for people to react to the creepy-crawlies.

Nunzillor

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #618 on: June 27, 2014, 11:56:26 am »

Amazing.  Even if it's not a phoenix, it is certainly a new species.

Visually inspect the creature and take an extra close look at its feathers.  Also, wait for a subject to be found.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2014, 12:18:33 pm by Nunzillor »
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #619 on: June 27, 2014, 12:41:55 pm »

Doctor Time!
[12]

You head to Phoenix (the city) with the Phoenix (the bird), and quickly find a rather dubious clinic. They wave some crystals around, making you feel extremely good, maybe even better than before you hit your head.

((Do you hate me or something? Your barely giving me any rolls at all!))

Throw lightning bolts at him.

((Next thing you know it turns out the lightning bolts are too heavy.))
[10]

You run for the bag again, grab one of the bolts and throw it at Zeus. He recoils in pain, now very angry. You grab another and throw it, but he bats it away with his hands.

Soon we shall have all the veggies that our little heart desires. Rustle leaves with stick, Then sneak in under our own spit laden leaves.
[9]

You sneak in the garden. You gasp as you notice it's full of vegetables of sizes comparable to sporting equipment, and some are in weird colours. Your amazement subsides as Cerberus turns around, having heard your gasp. He hasn't seen you, but he sure is looking for you.

Give the NES to the GM to fix. >:(
[18]

Just take a brand new Wii U. I have better things to do.

Have a well-deserved rest.
[16]

You kick back in your bed and take a little nap. You wake up as a tentacle prods at you.

Order butler to fill the pool and take a nap
[5]

You left your butler to die, remember? You consider carrying the water there yourself, but you don't know where the buckets are held in your mansion.

leave the city and wait for people to react to the creepy-crawlies.
[18]

You run away and pull out your phone after a short way out of town. Social media is talking all about the mass of crawlies eating everything in the city, but everybody is posting about it instead of actually doing anything.

Amazing.  Even if it's not a phoenix, it is certainly a new species.

Visually inspect the creature and take an extra close look at its feathers.  Also, wait for a subject to be found.
[1]

As you approach it, it shrieks, spontaneously combusts, and burns away in seconds leaving a mere pile of ash in its wake. The SAT informs you that they are having trouble due to an infestation of strange alien creatures in the city they are looking for "volunteers" in.
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Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #620 on: June 27, 2014, 12:42:54 pm »

Pay and leave.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #621 on: June 27, 2014, 12:59:25 pm »

Burrow underneath most exotic looking vegetable, nibble at it.
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Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #622 on: June 27, 2014, 01:25:41 pm »

Perhaps it my neighbor needs some help?
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Nunzillor

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #623 on: June 27, 2014, 01:48:11 pm »

Strange alien creatures, eh?  That might be a more pressing area of study, especially now that I've lost my phoenix subject...

Tell SAT to forget the human if it is too much trouble, and instead bring an alien subject.  Put the phoenix feather in my pocket for luck: this study might be dangerous and may require special powers to contain.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #624 on: June 27, 2014, 04:53:16 pm »

Play Mario kart 8 on the wii U.
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blazing glory

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #625 on: June 27, 2014, 06:11:15 pm »

((Oh bah,who has any need for bags of lightning bolts anyway.))

Either empty my bag on his foot or empty it all over his body,depending on his size.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #626 on: June 27, 2014, 06:51:16 pm »

continue to leave the area of the city. Find another place to live.

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #627 on: June 27, 2014, 08:59:37 pm »

What i thought my driver died and my butler stayed home to clean up thebreakfast


I call the butler company to order a replacement
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #628 on: June 28, 2014, 01:35:36 am »

Pay and leave.
[10]

You hork up some cash and leave the clinic without getting kidnapped or anything.

Burrow underneath most exotic looking vegetable, nibble at it.
[14]

An absolutely massive white-pink swirly-patterned carrot. Tastes a bit like peppermint, but with a massive amount of sugar and carotinides. Nibbling on it makes you feel a bit strange.

Perhaps it my neighbor needs some help?
You open your shutters and look out the window. The tentacle monster points at the volcano with one of its tentacles. You hear a rumble in the distance.

Strange alien creatures, eh?  That might be a more pressing area of study, especially now that I've lost my phoenix subject...

Tell SAT to forget the human if it is too much trouble, and instead bring an alien subject.  Put the phoenix feather in my pocket for luck: this study might be dangerous and may require special powers to contain.
[10]

The SAT tells you that it will do its best, but the aliens seem to be rapidly multiplying and have almost engulfed the whole city.

Play Mario kart 8 on the wii U.
[7]

After about a dozen races, you finally place third.

Either empty my bag on his foot or empty it all over his body,depending on his size.
[8]

You toss the bolts everywhere, covering the floor in some pretty rad caltrops.

continue to leave the area of the city. Find another place to live.
[5]

The nearest town is quite a long way to walk from here. You need a vehicle.

What i thought my driver died and my butler stayed home to clean up thebreakfast

I call the butler company to order a replacement
[13]

Your butler was truly one of a kind with his ability to split into multiple instances of himself to do all of the work in the mansion. When one instance died, so did all the others, it seems. You order a new one anyway, and after some time, your doorbell rings.
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Nunzillor

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #629 on: June 28, 2014, 01:39:31 am »

Call the army.  Do they recommend that we evacuate?  Will they assist?  If they seem reluctant to help, mention to them that the lab is developing technology that may help fight the aliens.
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