Doctor Time!
[12]You head to Phoenix (the city) with the Phoenix (the bird), and quickly find a rather dubious clinic. They wave some crystals around, making you feel extremely good, maybe even better than before you hit your head.
((Do you hate me or something? Your barely giving me any rolls at all!))
Throw lightning bolts at him.
((Next thing you know it turns out the lightning bolts are too heavy.))
[10]You run for the bag again, grab one of the bolts and throw it at Zeus. He recoils in pain, now very angry. You grab another and throw it, but he bats it away with his hands.
Soon we shall have all the veggies that our little heart desires. Rustle leaves with stick, Then sneak in under our own spit laden leaves.
[9]You sneak in the garden. You gasp as you notice it's full of vegetables of sizes comparable to sporting equipment, and some are in weird colours. Your amazement subsides as Cerberus turns around, having heard your gasp. He hasn't seen you, but he sure is looking for you.
Give the NES to the GM to fix.
[18]Just take a brand new Wii U. I have better things to do.Have a well-deserved rest.
[16]You kick back in your bed and take a little nap. You wake up as a tentacle prods at you.
Order butler to fill the pool and take a nap
[5]You left your butler to die, remember? You consider carrying the water there yourself, but you don't know where the buckets are held in your mansion.
leave the city and wait for people to react to the creepy-crawlies.
[18]You run away and pull out your phone after a short way out of town. Social media is talking all about the mass of crawlies eating everything in the city, but everybody is posting about it instead of actually doing anything.
Amazing. Even if it's not a phoenix, it is certainly a new species.
Visually inspect the creature and take an extra close look at its feathers. Also, wait for a subject to be found.
[1]As you approach it, it shrieks, spontaneously combusts, and burns away in seconds leaving a mere pile of ash in its wake. The SAT informs you that they are having trouble due to an infestation of strange alien creatures in the city they are looking for "volunteers" in.