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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[Lyeos]

This is obviously the way to gain ice magic by talking to an Extraplanar being that actually got stuck in my body. Do so.

[blazing glory]

Become a god.

[Sarrak]

Start building a treehouse close to lagoon.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Wait for my appointment.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Sit in my house.

[Shadestyle]

Apologize to all powerful GM, use leaf as disguise, Sneak into Cerberus territory.

[darkpaladin109]

Arrest Varee.

[Varee]

Head home

[4maskwolf]

keep backing away, take a picture and post it to Facebook using an alternate account

[Nunzillor]

Well, that's just too long.  Hmm...

Verify that the speed dial on the machine is cranked all the way up.  If it isn't, turn it up all the way.

[IcyTea31]

This is obviously the way to gain ice magic by talking to an Extraplanar being that actually got stuck in my body. Do so.

[2]

You have no extraplanar beings stuck in your body. You're bleeding heavily.

Become a god.

Becoming a god is a long and convoluted process. Let's start with, say, killing a god so a spot opens up for a new one.

Start building a treehouse close to lagoon.

[20]

Lumber is plentiful, so you knap a small axehead and chop a tree. As the tree falls down, a tentacle rises rom the lagoon. It seems to be looking for something.

Wait for my appointment.

[5]

The doctor comes and calls you in. It turns out he only knows Polish, and doesn't understand what is wrong with you, despite the fact that the eye is heavily bleeding and extremely obviously so.

Sit in my house.

You return home and do nothing, really.

Apologize to all powerful GM, use leaf as disguise, Sneak into Cerberus territory.

[2]

Fun Fact: Cerberus primarily tracks its opponents by scent. It barks at you with all three heads.

Arrest Varee.

Head home

[19] vs. [11]

Darkpaladin calls the cops on Varee, but fails to remember that he, himself, is a wanted criminal. The police track his call and send out a patrol.

keep backing away, take a picture and post it to Facebook using an alternate account

[10]

Viral success quaranteed. Crackpots everywhere take this as evidence of extraterrestial life (which it, honestly, is) and spread it across the Internet. Now everyone knows of them, but very few actually believe in them.

Well, that's just too long.  Hmm...

Verify that the speed dial on the machine is cranked all the way up.  If it isn't, turn it up all the way.

[6]

Cloning is, in practice, rebirthing the cloned creature. The process could be sped up with a massive amount of hormones, but actually doing it would have way too heavy side effects on the creature's health for it to be standardized on the cloning pod.

[Lyeos]

Mpph. Stop being unconscious.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Moje oko mocno krwawi. Morzesz mi naprawic?"
Ask the doctor this.
((Hah! I'm Polish, GM!))

[IcyTea31]

((Hah! I'm Polish, GM!))

That changes nothing, the game is in English. Thus, it's assumed that no character knows any language besides English, unless otherwise noted. Of course, I'm going to roll to see if your character happened to learn Polish in his vigilantism.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((...dammit, I was really banking on that.))