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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Author Topic: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability  (Read 91502 times)

4maskwolf

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #555 on: June 23, 2014, 05:56:59 pm »

back away from crawlers and get an accusers count of their numbers.

Nunzillor

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #556 on: June 23, 2014, 06:03:46 pm »

"Go ahead.  Thanks."

Alright, time to sequence some DNA, baby!  Hopefully it works better as a course of action then as a pickup line.  Let's see if that DNA matches that of any known birds.
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Varee

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #557 on: June 23, 2014, 06:14:56 pm »

Go for a walk
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #558 on: June 24, 2014, 01:09:27 am »

Try healing self, again.
[3]

Maybe you should go to a doctor, you're starting to get me concerned.

Find vegetable patch, preferably one owned by a wizard.
[7]

You find two. One is guarded by a Rottweiler, the other with Cerberus itself.

upgrade the working enviroment's safety and then get back to work.
[1]

OSHA goes and bans the entire practice of construction as way too dangerous of an occupation. Your construction yard gets shut down.

BITE VAMPIRE BACK
[19]

You do just that, and drain his blood. He slumps onto the ground and evaporates. You're a vampire now.

back away from crawlers and get an accusers count of their numbers.
[15]

About two dozen, currently, but they are reproducing explosively. (Had you overshot or critically succeeded at that, this would have become very !!FUN!! courtroom drama.)

"Go ahead.  Thanks."

Alright, time to sequence some DNA, baby!  Hopefully it works better as a course of action then as a pickup line.  Let's see if that DNA matches that of any known birds.
[17]

The sample scrambles the sequencer completely, which produces very inconsistent data on the DNA.

Go for a walk
[5]

You leave your butler for dead and walk away. Hey, there's a coin in that dark alleyway!
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4maskwolf

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #559 on: June 24, 2014, 01:13:37 am »

do he smart thing and call the cops.

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #560 on: June 24, 2014, 01:19:52 am »

Make him construct me a Golem that can house my mind.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #561 on: June 24, 2014, 02:14:42 am »

quit my job.
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Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #562 on: June 24, 2014, 03:19:57 am »

Explore the island.
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Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #563 on: June 24, 2014, 04:01:55 am »

"I can only assume a well or a river."

Everybody do the Flop!
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #564 on: June 24, 2014, 04:39:25 am »

Go to a doctor.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #565 on: June 24, 2014, 07:53:10 am »

throw a few extra coin in and keep walking
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #566 on: June 24, 2014, 07:56:07 am »

Ambush Varee!
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Nunzillor

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #567 on: June 24, 2014, 09:51:35 am »

Interesting.  Clearly this sample is unusual.  Even if the skin is not from a phoenix, it's certainly not from a regular creature.

Go ahead and place the skin sample in the top secret Clone-o-matic machine.  Visually inspect the creature that results from this.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #568 on: June 24, 2014, 12:21:01 pm »

Lure rottweiler over to Cerberus as a distraction, eat to your hearts content from the Cerberus garden.
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #569 on: June 25, 2014, 12:01:22 am »

Sorry for missing an update, I had a bit of an event and came home way too tired.

do he smart thing and call the cops.
[2]

"Creepy crawlies creepily crawled out of a meteorite and are now breeding explosively? Bahahahahaha! But no, seriously, don't waste our time."

Make him construct me a Golem that can house my mind.
[2]

"I'd rather not". He disrobes himself and runs away.

quit my job.
There is little else you can do, now that it's banned. You do so.

Explore the island.
[11]

It's mostly covered in jungle, with a volcano in the distance. On the other end of the island, there is a lagoon. The island has plenty of freshwater springs and fruit, so you won't starve.

"I can only assume a well or a river."

Everybody do the Flop!
[2]

You give the Phoenix a non-answer and smash your head against a rock on the ground. You're bleeding, concussed and unconscious. You're not conscious enough to see whether or not the cityfolk did the same.

Go to a doctor.
[10]

You find a szpital, grab a waiting number and sit down. Luckily, it's not that bad of a rush hour right now.

throw a few extra coin in and keep walking
[10]

You throw in a coin, and continue on. You walk to nowhere in particular.

Ambush Varee!
[4]

He didn't take your amazing coin-in-a-dark-alleyway bait. Interesting, how can someone just ignore it?

Interesting.  Clearly this sample is unusual.  Even if the skin is not from a phoenix, it's certainly not from a regular creature.

Go ahead and place the skin sample in the top secret Clone-o-matic machine.  Visually inspect the creature that results from this.
[6]

You start cloning the sample. This will take a few months before you have anything worth looking at.

Lure rottweiler over to Cerberus as a distraction, eat to your hearts content from the Cerberus garden.
[5]

Both of the dogs are chained to their respective gardens, you can't just lure them away. (Bold your actions.)
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