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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

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Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Lyeos]

Now, do the Thriller dance.

[Shadestyle]

"Didn't even know demons had those" follow ghost as servant in utter shame.

[Sarrak]

Well, yeah, doesn't matter. Teleport!

[Varee]

Find number 20 or somthing and bribe him/her for his queue

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Check the time.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Run away.

[darkpaladin109]

SUMMON ROBOTS

[Worldmaster27]

Go to the park and get hold of LPAoY's leash.

[4maskwolf]

brandish cross at vampire whilst fetching garlic from my pack.

[Nunzillor]

So... Entrancing.... Ugh, I must focus!

Take a feather from the "corpse," or if it has no feathers, a piece of its skin.  Then get away from the dance troupe.

[IcyTea31]

Vomit it back into his body and leave.

[16]

You give Shadestyle the piece of soul back and wrest yourself from his grasp, fleeing.

Now, do the Thriller dance.

[12]

The whole city has noticed you and dances the choreography perfectly.

"Didn't even know demons had those" follow ghost as servant in utter shame.

[2]

You are not actually bound to blazing glory in any way. You trip over your feet as you try to follow him.

Well, yeah, doesn't matter. Teleport!

[15]

Reality twists around you, forming into salty water, lots of it. You swim to the surface, and see an island some way forward.

Find number 20 or somthing and bribe him/her for his queue

[12]

Oh, hey, number 18 is right there in the bin. No wonder the queue hasn't moved. You grab it and get into the office. "We sure had to wait for a long time. What ails you?"

Check the time.

It's around 2:30 in the afternoon.

Run away.

[12]

You do even better, and cast a teleport spell to get back to the Blitzcave. You have all your gear here, and night is falling.

SUMMON ROBOTS

[4]

The police show up, as your neighbour called them after hearing gunfire. They arrest you for endangering the public and construction of dangerous robots.

Go to the park and get hold of LPAoY's leash.

[17]

Finally, you grab the leash. A black car stops by you, and out comes a lawyer with summons for a court session tomorrow. Woah, that was fast.

brandish cross at vampire whilst fetching garlic from my pack.

[12]

You brandish your crucifix at the vampire, making him writhe even more on the ground. You didn't bring garlic, but a garlic plant is conveniently growing on the curb, ripe for picking. You do so.

So... Entrancing.... Ugh, I must focus!

Take a feather from the "corpse," or if it has no feathers, a piece of its skin.  Then get away from the dance troupe.

[3]

You can't help but do the Thriller, the man seems to have taken over the city with the power of dance.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Cast a spell of sleeplessness on myself,allowing me to not need sleep ever and not feel the nasty side effects from not sleeping.

[Sarrak]

Ah, refreshing! Calm down and leisurely swim to the island, using currents.

[Lyeos]

Grab the Phoenix and flee!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((So apparently, I'm a magic using Batman. Whoop tee doo.))