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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[IcyTea31]

((What do mean by mind flayer larva incubator, Icytea31))

((They put a worm in your ear that feeds on your brain and turns you into a mind flayer. It's how mind flayers breed, though not in Nethack.))

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Accept mind flayers deal of being larva incubator, then ask why is it only done to the strong minded.

[Sarrak]

Casually walk to the  pump Station.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Open a School of Magic, where people can learn magic.

[blazing glory]

Open a School of Magic, where people can learn magic.

Flee from the ghost busters,try to find this School.

[Varee]

get to a phone and pick it up and dial emergency number and ask for an ambulance

[Nunzillor]

Tell a co-worker to get an army representative-- we have some hunting to do.

[poketwo]

FIGURE OUT WHAT I JUST CREATED IS

[IcyTea31]

Wake him with the power of my socks.

[3]

The Phoenix twitches a bit at the smell, and stops breathing.

Accept mind flayers deal of being larva incubator, then ask why is it only done to the strong minded.

[16]

They hold you still and put something squirmy in your ear. "Hey, the larva needs something to eat. Idiots aren't nutritious enough."

Casually walk to the  pump Station.

You follow the directions on the map to the pump station. Yep, they're huge water pumps pumping water for some reason. There is a control panel nearby.

Open a School of Magic, where people can learn magic.

[2]

You go get a building permit, but the lady doesn't believe in magic. You nonchalantly show her the Grand Grimoire, explaining how it can be used to summon demons. The lady puts two and two together and starts calling the police on you for almost destroying the city.

Flee from the ghost busters,try to find this School.

[1]

The school hasn't even been built yet, and the Ghostbusters reach you, pinning you with a proton beam. They start preparing a ghost trap.

get to a phone and pick it up and dial emergency number and ask for an ambulance

[3]

The lone surviving emergency responder seems to be busy with another call, you're put on queue, just as your phone runs out of power.

Tell a co-worker to get an army representative-- we have some hunting to do.

[7]

"You want to go hunting? You're in a wheel chair, for carp's sake! I'll call the Army, but you'd better stay." He reaches for his phone and exits the room.

FIGURE OUT WHAT I JUST CREATED IS

[3]

You pull the most trigger-looking part, and a beam shoots out at you, paralyzing you. You drop the device and fall over, unable to move.

[Lyeos]

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Take all the Phoenix's Down!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Tell her that some asshole stole it to summon the demons, as part of a terrorist attack.

[Shadestyle]

Bite the chainsaw in half with your teeth.

[Worldmaster27]

Reenter the Best Porcupine Contest.

[Sarrak]

Look at panel and try to correct any malfunction that happened.

[4maskwolf]

Upon waking up, check the wide variety of weapons under my bed and go hunting for mythical creatures. Kill all I come across. Wizards count as mythical beasts.