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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Worldmaster27

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #390 on: June 16, 2014, 01:30:19 pm »

Groom my porcupine until he looks incredibly adorable and 100% healthy.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #391 on: June 16, 2014, 01:46:13 pm »

mash on the nurse assist button, repeatedly
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #392 on: June 16, 2014, 02:47:25 pm »

"I see.  One last question for you, sir: where did you obtain this phoenix feather?  Last I heard these mythical creatures died out long ago."
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #393 on: June 16, 2014, 03:12:08 pm »

KILL ALL DEMONS
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #394 on: June 16, 2014, 03:32:30 pm »

Reveal that I was secretly Merlin all along.
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Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #395 on: June 16, 2014, 04:36:35 pm »

Take the Phoenix to a Vet or something. That, or have a training montage where we get the Phoenix into shape for an adventure!
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #396 on: June 16, 2014, 05:20:48 pm »

CREATE A INTERDIMESIONAL PORTAL-MAKING DEVICE
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #397 on: June 16, 2014, 05:25:06 pm »

Propose some deals to the mind flayers.
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« Reply #398 on: June 16, 2014, 06:07:17 pm »

Tell butler to call ambulance
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #399 on: June 16, 2014, 09:00:00 pm »

Make it rain Carp on the ghostbusters!
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #400 on: June 16, 2014, 09:14:01 pm »

Wake up as Demon, "Wait, Why the hell am I on earth? Bless it all!"

Casually rip head off of human passing by and consume their soul.
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #401 on: June 17, 2014, 01:36:06 am »

Groom my porcupine until he looks incredibly adorable and 100% healthy.
[15]

You groom Lord Poke All of You, complete with a small bowtie around his neck. He doesn't seem too happy about it, but looks adorable.

mash on the nurse assist button, repeatedly
"I'm right here, no need to break it. What do you need?"

"I see.  One last question for you, sir: where did you obtain this phoenix feather?  Last I heard these mythical creatures died out long ago."
"I just found it on the ground once. I guess they're not as extinct as you'd think."

KILL ALL DEMONS
[15]

With only one demon left on Earth, you assault him with a chainsaw, but he blocks it with his claws.

Reveal that I was secretly Merlin all along.
[9]

Well, it wasn't exactly a secret, with all the arcane books and such, but you are a wizard. Not Merlin himself, though.

Take the Phoenix to a Vet or something. That, or have a training montage where we get the Phoenix into shape for an adventure!
[4]

Even though you're just outside the city limits of Phoenix, Arizona, you're going to need a wheelbarrow or something to carry him there. A training montage would be extremely boring with an unconscious trainee.

CREATE A INTERDIMESIONAL PORTAL-MAKING DEVICE
[20]

You have no idea how to make one, but you smash a bunch of gold, diamonds and platinum together, and create...something...

Propose some deals to the mind flayers.
"No, no. Speaking for all of us, our proposal is to either eat your brains or make you an incubator for a larva. It is only done for the strongest of minds, and yours does seem quite strong, with the magical devices you use."

Tell butler to call ambulance
[4]

Your butler is still busy clearing the table.

Make it rain Carp on the ghostbusters!
[19]

You drop a convenient container full of fish being loaded into the rocket (Why are they doing that?) on the Ghostbusters. They are brutally crushed by it. This terrible accident calls for the launch to be cancelled. Another Ghostbuster squad notices you and runs toward you.

Wake up as Demon, "Wait, Why the hell am I on earth? Bless it all!"

Casually rip head off of human passing by and consume their soul.
[11]

You do just that, but some maniac jumps from the bushes with a chainsaw. You block his attack rather easily.
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Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #402 on: June 17, 2014, 01:36:57 am »

Wake him with the power of my socks.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #403 on: June 17, 2014, 01:43:27 am »

Wake him with the power of my socks.
((Risky business, risky business...))
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #404 on: June 17, 2014, 01:47:05 am »



Propose some deals to the mind flayers.
"No, no. Speaking for all of us, our proposal is to either eat your brains or make you an incubator for a larva. It is only done for the strongest of minds, and yours does seem quite strong, with the magical devices you use."


((What do mean by mind flayer larva incubator, Icytea31))
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