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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

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Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

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Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Look around. Are the demons still attacking?

[Nunzillor]

"Interesting.  Tell me about yourself.  Do you consider yourself unusual in any other way?  What was your childhood like?  And your adulthood?"

Now it is time for the "who."

[TamerVirus]

Wake up

[Sarrak]

Find some documents that can tell me what happened here.

[Varee]

I shower and go look for something to eat

[blazing glory]

Manifest ghost powers.

[Worldmaster27]

Apologies and withdraw from the competition. Go get my porcupine some food.

[IcyTea31]

Look around. Are the demons still attacking?

Nope. Instead, a group of mind flayers are around, currently chasing Roc.

"Interesting.  Tell me about yourself.  Do you consider yourself unusual in any other way?  What was your childhood like?  And your adulthood?"

Now it is time for the "who."

[12]

"No, I guess I'm pretty normal aside from setting things on fire. Or, well, there was that one accident with phoenix feathers, but...well, it is quite relevant. I once 'absorbed' one of the things, before the mugging."

Wake up

You wake up in a hospital bed in the lab's infirmary with the mother of all hangovers.

Find some documents that can tell me what happened here.

[8]

You notice a memo in a cubicle, telling a worker to not play with incredibly dangerous and expensive equipment.

I shower and go look for something to eat

[12]

You tell your butler to cook breakfast while you go make it rain. That is, throwing bank notes in the air above you. After your "shower", you return to the dining room and see the most luxurious breakfast ever, it seems to have every single breakfast dish you can think of.

Manifest ghost powers.

[9]

You realize you could affect the world when you jammed the proton packs. With a bit of thinking, you find a way to make things move.

Apologies and withdraw from the competition. Go get my porcupine some food.

[5]

You leave the festival and head back to the pet shop. "Porcupine Chow, $300/kg". That's a tad too pricy for you; the porcupine almost emptied your wallet. You should give him/her a name and a gender, by the way.

[blazing glory]

Move a rocket off it's launch pad.

[Nunzillor]

Excellent.  There are still many other types of non-fire powers to account for, but this line of inquiry does seem fruitful.  I see my face on the cover of Mad Scientist Monthly already!

"That does sound most unusual.  How did you go about "absorbing" this feather?  Did you ingest it?"

[Sarrak]

Find a map of facility.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

While running away, try to reason with the mind flayers.

[Varee]

Eat two dishes of egg and head to the pool

[Worldmaster27]

Name my porcupine "Lord Poke Al of U" and feed him what insects I can find in the nearby park.

[IcyTea31]

Move a rocket off it's launch pad.

[2]

NASA has its own Ghostbuster squads? Carp.

Excellent.  There are still many other types of non-fire powers to account for, but this line of inquiry does seem fruitful.  I see my face on the cover of Mad Scientist Monthly already!

"That does sound most unusual.  How did you go about "absorbing" this feather?  Did you ingest it?"

"No, I was just holding it in my pocket; the next thing I remember, the mugger was on fire and the feather was gone."

Find a map of facility.

[12]

How convenient, there's a tourist map right under your foot. There are places like "Main Reactor", "Coolant Storage", and "Pump Station". You think you're in the "Offices" part, and can easily find your way to other places.

While running away, try to reason with the mind flayers.

[19]

"Not eat your brain? What's in it for us? Unless... Stop, and we'll talk."

Eat two dishes of egg and head to the pool

[18]

You eat a tiny breakfast, tell your butler to throw the rest away and run for the pool, jumping straight into it. Hm, maybe a pool would work better if it had some water in it. You require medical aid sooner or later, your nose and a few ribs are be broken.

Name my porcupine "Lord Poke Al of U" and feed him what insects I can find in the nearby park.

[13]

Lord Poke All of You it is. The park is full of various weeds and grass, which he seems to eat rather than any insects. You wait a while until he stops eating, presumably full.