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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

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Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[blazing glory]

Flee!

[Nunzillor]

While waiting for the subject, chat with a co-worker about work.

"So, how many subjects do we have total right now?  I was just idly thinking about this facility.  Do you know if we've been able to recreate these individuals' special abilities-- like for our soldiers, or policemen?"

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Hide until  the giant demon is gone or dead.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Stay in bed, ignore the ruckus

If there's one thing I know, it's that moving toward the noise will get you killed.

[Sarrak]

Explore this brand new world.

[darkpaladin109]

HARVEST QUEST NPC BODY FOR LOOT

[TamerVirus]

Keep doing the science

[Worldmaster27]

Go to a pet store, buy some hedgehogs or porcupines.

[IcyTea31]

"I think that you'll find I never intended to kill a Phoenix, I already said I intended to cheat the system on the sandworm, and even then I'd likely be searching for one that's already dead. There are far worse people than myself out there, so I hardly see how this is a problem."

Not bluffing. Dear god, hope this feather is a Phoenix Down should this fail.

[18]

"Why, yes, there are worse people. But you are still planning to commit a perversion against nature. I'll kill those others later, right now is your time to die." The phoenix flies high and drops you. It's a long, long way to the ground, but it is coming closer steadily.

Flee!

[7]

You hide in the woman's neighbour's house. The Ghostbusters investigate the first one.

While waiting for the subject, chat with a co-worker about work.

"So, how many subjects do we have total right now?  I was just idly thinking about this facility.  Do you know if we've been able to recreate these individuals' special abilities-- like for our soldiers, or policemen?"

"We don't have too many, a couple dozen. No, we haven't found out a way to recreate them, that's our job."

Hide until  the giant demon is gone or dead.

[14]

You hide behind a wrecked car and observe the situation. The demon stands in place, trying to recover.

Stay in bed, ignore the ruckus

If there's one thing I know, it's that moving toward the noise will get you killed.

You snooze.

Explore this brand new world.

The land is almost completely barren, with only a few tufts of grass struggling to survive in the infertile ground. Huge clouds of dust drift around in the horizon.

HARVEST QUEST NPC BODY FOR LOOT

[4]

Everyone knows that quest rewards only materialize in the giver's hands once the quest is completed. You find nothing.

Keep doing the science

[1]

You're given some vodka to drink and another dark maze. You enter the maze, completely hammered and almost immediately walk into a wall in the dark, stumble and hit your head hard on the floor. Your consciousness slips away as you feel yourself bleeding from the back of your head.

Go to a pet store, buy some hedgehogs or porcupines.

[8]

The pet store stocked very few exotic pets, and not for cheap. You now are the proud owner of a single porcupine. I am really interested to see what you need it for.

[Worldmaster27]

Now, go buy some gloves and a sturdy leash.

[darkpaladin109]

....Take out my quest journal and a pen and write Quest Complete over the Excorcism quest.

[Lyeos]

Alright! So! Toss the Phoenix Down up just before I hit the ground so it will float down and hit me after the impact. Problem solved?

[Nunzillor]

"Oh man, I should have seen this coming.  MEDIC!  Send a medic in there!  At least now we know that inebriation is not a good way to activate someone's special abilities..."

Send a medic to help the subject.  Also have them collect a DNA sample for analysis-- how does his DNA differ from a normal human?  We may be able to create gene therapies to transfer his abilities to others.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Keep hiding from the demon.

[blazing glory]

Learn how to manifest ghost powers.