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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[squidgen]

Run over demon, and then shoot it.

[Lyeos]

Tell the Phoenix that it's a mythical creature and does not exist.

[Nunzillor]

"Well, do we have any actors on tap?  It's a dark room, so they really just need to sound scary."

"If not I can try some good old-fashioned demon summoning, but I really don't want to delay the test more than I already have."

[IcyTea31]

Respawn!!!!!!!
Run outside to get the newspaper

[3]

You commit suicide. You wake up. Your home is missing its roof. You go grab the newspaper, just as you see your roof being wielded as a bludgeon by a gigantic demon.

Find a wizard.

[4]

You find a guru instead. Oh, and it's the programmer kind of guru, not the religious kind. Bummer.

Jack out, blow the matrix to hell with nukes.

You're going to need a) someone to jack you out, and b) a ton of nukes. You have neither of those.

It's a magic! Hit the power-hugry poketwo into head with the remote!

[8]

You bonk him gently on the head, causing the button to be pressed again and you two to be 'ported again.

Gross them out with my insane amounts of blood.

[10]

"What're you gonna do? Bleed on me?" You do just that, in an extremely squicky fashion. Two of them take a few steps back to vomit, but the last one keeps stabbing. You really need a medic right now.

Run over demon, and then shoot it.

[12]

By stroke of luck, many of the demons are exhausted form the constant flying and land in a perfect line in front of you. You run over and blast each of them. There are quite few demons left, though the giant keeps summoning more.

Tell the Phoenix that it's a mythical creature and does not exist.

[15]

The phoenix lands in front of you. "You call me mythical? As in one stories are told about? That's great! Did you invade my domain just to tell me this?"

"Well, do we have any actors on tap?  It's a dark room, so they really just need to sound scary."

"If not I can try some good old-fashioned demon summoning, but I really don't want to delay the test more than I already have."

[14]

A bunch of your coworkers declare themselves good actors and go in the testing room. They make very hammy "scary" noises. The subject hasn't entered yet, though.

[Lyeos]

"No, I was actually here to cheat the system and get a 'Phoenix' feather. As in a feather from Phoenix, Arizona. I need it to become a lich! Now I need to find a sand worm. I'm thinking about building a worm out of sand and a 'heart' to take from it."

Listen to the Phoenix's life story.

[poketwo]

See what is different about this universe

[Worldmaster27]

Get help from my demon overlords protectors.

[Nunzillor]

"God, this is awful.  I think I might be really bad at this.  HEY EVERYONE, STOP!"

Get only one guy to go in, but give him a chainsaw to rev and some night-vision goggles.  Tell him to be careful with it, and chase the participant when he enters.

"We're testing participants' special abilities when subject to fear, not physical resistance to chainsaws, so please be careful."

Once everything is ready, allow the participant to enter the maze area.

[CaptainMcClellan]

"Well crap."

Run away.

[Sarrak]

Grudgingly cooperate in exploring new universe.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Sneaks away to internet café to avoid the demons.

[squidgen]

As fun as this is, It's probably time to end this. Shoot the summoner. Multiple times.

[blazing glory]

Eat spiritual sandwich.

[IcyTea31]

"No, I was actually here to cheat the system and get a 'Phoenix' feather. As in a feather from Phoenix, Arizona. I need it to become a lich! Now I need to find a sand worm. I'm thinking about building a worm out of sand and a 'heart' to take from it."

Listen to the Phoenix's life story.

[3]

"A LICH?! I can not let you perform crimes to nature like that. You must die." The phoenix takes to the skies, gains some altitude and prepares to dive.

See what is different about this universe

Grudgingly cooperate in exploring new universe.

[11]

Everything is made of valuable materials, gold, silver, diamonds, ebony, ivory, mahogany, teak and so on. You might be able to steal some of the stuff, but the inhabitants surely wouldn't like that.

Get help from my demon overlords protectors.

[19]

A demon possesses your body and munches on the souls of the thugs. The baker runs away in horror. The demon refuses to give you back your body.

"God, this is awful.  I think I might be really bad at this.  HEY EVERYONE, STOP!"

Get only one guy to go in, but give him a chainsaw to rev and some night-vision goggles.  Tell him to be careful with it, and chase the participant when he enters.

"We're testing participants' special abilities when subject to fear, not physical resistance to chainsaws, so please be careful."

Once everything is ready, allow the participant to enter the maze area.

The participant doesn't seem to be ready.

"Well crap."

Run away.

[1]

The Agent Franks catch you and pin you down. One of them presses a gun against your forehead. "Any last words?"

Sneaks away to internet café to avoid the demons.

[15]

You run away to a netcafé. There isn't anyone else here, so you help yourself to a cup of coffee and a computer.

As fun as this is, It's probably time to end this. Shoot the summoner. Multiple times.

[13]

You fire on the giant demon, hitting him squarely. He convulses, stops the summoning and drops smurfingtonthethird.

Eat spiritual sandwich.

[11]

You grab the ghost of a sandwich and brutally eat it...dead?

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

checks bag for the cursed scrolls of genocide and shield of reflection (That reflects ray and breath attacks like black dragon instadeath Disintegration breath attack)