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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[IcyTea31]

"Meh, it wasn't that good anyways." Grab my +5 crossbow of infinite bolts and demon slaying.

[3]

You must have remembered wrong. It's actually +5 crossbow of demon serving.

Go over to NPC with exclamation mark over head, report finished quest.

As you can very well see, the exclamation mark hasn't turned into a question mark yet. Finish your job and bust those ghosts.

Hah! They fear me! Use ex-cali-bur and cut them down!

[6]

You're fighting the armies of Hell with a stick. That's not very reasonable. They disarm you, and try to pin you down, but you manage to hold your ground.

Take mirror me out for a picnic.

[5]

As you move away from the mirror shards, you can no longer see mirror-you., and none of the mirror shards are large enough to carry.

"Seems like we're similar, after all. I too like to talk nonsense and hate creamed tea. So, what about your true intentions?"

[14]

"I'm going to replace you. Y'see, in my 'verse people aren't very hapy to see me, I need a fresh start. This dimensional portal device I stole gave me a great opportunity. Well, it's time for you to die." He re-cocks his gun for dramatic effect, and points it right between your eyes.

Kill more demons. I'll never get my promotion if the world is destroyed.

[7]

The anti-demon shells are quite effective, but much heavier than regular shells. You can't zero them properly, and most of your shots go high or low.

"Now that's more like it, punk.  Who sent you here?  Is the FBI looking for me?  If so, why?  What was your goal in coming here?"

[18]

"You stole all the cookies in the Semi-Secret Government Agency Convention. There were other people who woul have wanted some of them served in our booth, but you're such a glutton you came and took the whole bowl. You need to be taken out for the good of mankind."

Teach pie-demon techniques to the world.

[13]

Most people don't believe you at first, but when the first demon is repelled through a pie in the face, civilians suddenly become effective fighters in addition to the army, who had known of this a long time before.

[blazing glory]

Spit on them.

[Nunzillor]

"You fool!  I did it only to shield the world from the dangers of type 2 diabetes and obesity!  Now you've made me late to work for nothing!  How can you make it up to me, you ask?  Well for starters, how about you give me your badge, your gun, and your obligatory FBI agent shades?"

[TamerVirus]

Explore the gardens

[darkpaladin109]

GHOSTBUSTERS

[Sarrak]

"We can work this situation out to our mutual benefit!"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Use magic to teleport to Hawaii.

[Worldmaster27]

Pledge myself to the demons, and kill all the humans!

[IcyTea31]

Spit on them.

[15]

The demons are disgusted, and loosen their grips slightly, but are far from letting you go.

"You fool!  I did it only to shield the world from the dangers of type 2 diabetes and obesity!  Now you've made me late to work for nothing!  How can you make it up to me, you ask?  Well for starters, how about you give me your badge, your gun, and your obligatory FBI agent shades?"

[2]

"I'd rather die." He reveals to have secretly cut the ropes with a knife and comes to pin you down, which is simple due to your leg. He starts punching you in the face repeatedly.

Have a picnic next to mirror me so that we both can enjoy it.

[7]

The only things in your fridge are a bottle of mustard and a jar of pickles. You have a "picnic" with them anyway, and are disgusted; so is mirror-you.

Explore the gardens

The garden is lush with a massive variety of plants both exotic and local. Great aromas fill your nostrils, you are at ease.

GHOSTBUSTERS

[6]

You forgot your proton pack home.

"We can work this situation out to our mutual benefit!"

"And what would you propose for that to happen?"

Use magic to teleport to Hawaii.

[2]

The massive rift you used to summon the demon broke most passages in the vicinity, including the ones to Hawaii. Exorcising the demon might fix the problem.

Pledge myself to the demons, and kill all the humans!

[7]

You switch sides in the war. A scout of the army notices you pledge and informs the rest. You are now on the shoot-on-sight list.

[darkpaladin109]

Leprous Lesbain Tombies of Lisbon, Batman.

[TamerVirus]

Relax and rest

[Worldmaster27]

Shoot humans on sight. Everyone must die for my new demon overlords!

[Nunzillor]

"Suit yourself."

Shoot him in the face.

[squidgen]

The solution here is to shoot them with more force. Obviously. The demons can't be allowed to step on more roads!

[blazing glory]

Start biting them!