"Meh, it wasn't that good anyways." Grab my +5 crossbow of infinite bolts and demon slaying.
[3]You must have remembered wrong. It's actually +5 crossbow of demon
serving.
Go over to NPC with exclamation mark over head, report finished quest.
As you can very well see, the exclamation mark hasn't turned into a question mark yet. Finish your job and bust those ghosts.
Hah! They fear me! Use ex-cali-bur and cut them down!
[6]You're fighting the armies of Hell with a stick. That's not very reasonable. They disarm you, and try to pin you down, but you manage to hold your ground.
Take mirror me out for a picnic.
[5]As you move away from the mirror shards, you can no longer see mirror-you., and none of the mirror shards are large enough to carry.
"Seems like we're similar, after all. I too like to talk nonsense and hate creamed tea. So, what about your true intentions?"
[14]"I'm going to replace you. Y'see, in my 'verse people aren't very hapy to see me, I need a fresh start. This dimensional portal device I stole gave me a great opportunity. Well, it's time for you to die." He re-cocks his gun for dramatic effect, and points it right between your eyes.
Kill more demons. I'll never get my promotion if the world is destroyed.
[7]The anti-demon shells are quite effective, but much heavier than regular shells. You can't zero them properly, and most of your shots go high or low.
"Now that's more like it, punk. Who sent you here? Is the FBI looking for me? If so, why? What was your goal in coming here?"
[18]"You stole all the cookies in the Semi-Secret Government Agency Convention. There were other people who woul have wanted some of them served in our booth, but you're such a glutton you came and took the whole bowl. You need to be taken out for the good of mankind."
Teach pie-demon techniques to the world.
[13]Most people don't believe you at first, but when the first demon is repelled through a pie in the face, civilians suddenly become effective fighters in addition to the army, who had known of this a long time before.